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Sorry bout the racist jokes. If someone doesn't like them I'll stop those ones
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Just seen a chav running off with an arm full of Chicken Tikka Masala. Think he got confused when his mates said they were robbing Curry's.
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My girlfriend told me that I sometimes treat her like a child. I didn't know how to react... ...so I gave her a sticker for standing up for herself.
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I had a young black girl come up to my face painting stand today. 'I want to be something pretty', she said. Took me a whole fucking tin of white gloss.
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I'm dating a girl who's done time. Tomorrow she's doing the alphabet and, the day after, farmyard animals.
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''Yeah man, we is ,living in such poverty, i is going to go out and riot and ting cos i is so disadvantaged and opressed'' Via Facebook for iPhone
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Me and my wife were driving down the road when we saw a fit blonde jogging by. "That's what I should be doing", I said. "What, jogging?" she replied. "No, her."
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We need to find someone who can understand these rioters, and talk to them. May I suggest Doctor Dolittle?
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Here's a joke very fitting to this forum After being escorted out of Kings Cross station with concussion I'm beginning to think my Hogwarts acceptance letter was a hoax.
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A group of black guys walk into a shop, pick something up and walk out without paying Since when has this been news?
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These rioting niggers are a fucking disgrace. Where are their parents when they're out on the streets causing mayhem? Oh yeah, jail.
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I met Stephen Hawking today and he started hitting the same key on his keyboard repeatedly. I think he is a bit of a Ctrl freak.
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I'm not happy. I just got a new PC and it's not working right. I've got a good mind to go and ask for my brick back.
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Sky News: Police to use Plastic Bullets. Fuck me, the Recession has hit us harder than I thought.
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Guy walks into a phone shop in Tottenham. "I'd like to buy a nigger please" "Sorry sir, there must be some mistake, we dont sell those here" "Well, you had hundreds in the window last week"
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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "Because you tell that same fucking joke every time I come in here."
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DVD piracy Ad: You wouldn't steal a television. Evidently lots of people would.
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I'm on a quest around the world to find Bigfoot. I'd originally set out to find cheap petrol, but I decided to keep my goals realistic.
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When I saw all the niggers rioting on Tottenham high street, I found a safe place to hide where I knew they wouldn't go. The Job Centre.
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I went up to this fat bird in the pub last night. "You're a big lass, aren't you?" I said. "Tell me something I don't know," she replied with a tear in her eye. "Salad tastes nice."