lol... I agree with h-and-g09 but I also like: Dudley: They stuff peoples heads down toilets at Stonewall.Want to come upstairs and practice. Harry: No thanks. The toilets never had anything as horrible as your head down it. It might be sick.
'Er - no, they don't,' said Harry, 'They think I'm a waste of space, actually, but I'm used to-'
'I don't think your a waste of space.'
If Harry had not seen Dudley's lips move, he might not have believed it. As it was, he stared at Dudley for several seconds before accepting that it must have been his cousin who had spoken; for one thing, Dudley had turned red. Harry was embarrassed and astonished himself.
'Well ... er ... thanks, Dudley.'
Again Dudley appeared to grapple with thoughts too unwieldy for expression before mumbling, 'You saved my life.'
'Not really,' said Harry,'It was your soul the Dementor would have taken ...'
He looked curiously at his cousin. They had virtually no contact during this summer or last, as Harry had come back to Privet Drive so briefly and kept to his room so much. It now dawned on Harry, however, that the cup of cold tea on which he had trodden that morning might not have been a booby trap at all. Although rather touched, he was nevertheless quite relieved that Dudley seemed to have exhausted his ability to express his feelings. After opening his mouth once or twice, Dudley subsided into scarlet-faced silence.
Aunt Petunia burst into tears. Hestia Jones gave her an approving look which changed to outrage as Aunt Petunia ran forwards and embraced Dudley rather than Harry.
'S-So sweet Dudders ...' she sobbed into his massive chest, 's-such a lovely b-boy ... s-saying thank you ...'
'But he hasn't said thank you at all!' said Hestia indignantly. 'He only said he didn't think Harry was a waste of space!'
'Yeah, but coming from Dudley that's like "I love you",' said Harry, torn between annoyance and a desire to laugh as Aunt Petunia continued to clutch at Dudley as if he had just saved Harry from a burning building.
Definitely the part in the order of the phoenix when harry, hermione, and umbridge are in the forbidden forest. Centaurs all around umbridge taking her away...
Umbridge: "Harry! Tell them i mean no harm!" Harry: "I'm sorry professor...i must not tell lies."
My favorite moment for sure was when Sirius got killed and Bellatrix was all skipping along singing I was like take that you prejudiced asshole you're as bad as your parents were
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Ron: lucky we didn't panic!
Harry: Lucky Hermione pays attention in herbology
Dudley: They stuff peoples heads down toilets at Stonewall.Want to come upstairs and practice.
Harry: No thanks. The toilets never had anything as horrible as your head down it. It might be sick.
(First Book page:32)
i like that!
Hermione: just because you've got the emotion range of a teaspoon...
(:
Look what i can do with my voice- isn't it amazing
and then breaks the glass herself ha ha always makes me laugh!
'Er - no, they don't,' said Harry, 'They think I'm a waste of space, actually, but I'm used to-'
'I don't think your a waste of space.'
If Harry had not seen Dudley's lips move, he might not have believed it. As it was, he stared at Dudley for several seconds before accepting that it must have been his cousin who had spoken; for one thing, Dudley had turned red. Harry was embarrassed and astonished himself.
'Well ... er ... thanks, Dudley.'
Again Dudley appeared to grapple with thoughts too unwieldy for expression before mumbling, 'You saved my life.'
'Not really,' said Harry,'It was your soul the Dementor would have taken ...'
He looked curiously at his cousin. They had virtually no contact during this summer or last, as Harry had come back to Privet Drive so briefly and kept to his room so much. It now dawned on Harry, however, that the cup of cold tea on which he had trodden that morning might not have been a booby trap at all. Although rather touched, he was nevertheless quite relieved that Dudley seemed to have exhausted his ability to express his feelings. After opening his mouth once or twice, Dudley subsided into scarlet-faced silence.
Aunt Petunia burst into tears. Hestia Jones gave her an approving look which changed to outrage as Aunt Petunia ran forwards and embraced Dudley rather than Harry.
'S-So sweet Dudders ...' she sobbed into his massive chest, 's-such a lovely b-boy ... s-saying thank you ...'
'But he hasn't said thank you at all!' said Hestia indignantly. 'He only said he didn't think Harry was a waste of space!'
'Yeah, but coming from Dudley that's like "I love you",' said Harry, torn between annoyance and a desire to laugh as Aunt Petunia continued to clutch at Dudley as if he had just saved Harry from a burning
building.
You should read the title of the thread again
Ron: One person couldn't feel all that at once! they would explode!
Hermione: just because you've got the emotion range of a teaspoon...
Umbridge: "Harry! Tell them i mean no harm!"
Harry: "I'm sorry professor...i must not tell lies."
AAAAAAH BEST MOMENT EVER BY FAR!