That awkward moment when you see or pass-by someone who used to be one of your closest friends and it makes you wonder whatever happened to your friendship.
Ooooh I get that a lot, with the DH symbol! 'Are you in Illuminati?' I have the necklace and I wear it almost every day. But I also get 'Ehhhh Jolijne, is that from Harry Potter?' and they look at me with pityful eyes or sceptism. Sometimes it's 'Hey! That's a horcrux!' and then I'm like, yeaaaaaaaaaah no. And then there are times people say 'OH EM GEE ICJDWNCIEJNCDJIWNCWDOJCOSJXN LOVE IT WANT IT WHERE DID YOU GET IT?' and then there's a happy moment of knowledge we are not alooooone.
That awkward moment when you see or pass-by someone who used to be one of your closest friends and it makes you wonder whatever happened to your friendship.
LMAO It's an app for mobile that like... it's kinda creepy but it shows how far people are from you. It's like a mobile Facebook for strangers, but it works according to location. So this girl that lives, apparently, 5.7km from me messaged me, we started talking. Hahahaha And I said that I just woke up and she called me lazy ass. And yesterday I was saying that I was going to cook and she was like: "you should bake, if you know what I mean" LMAO WTF
LMAO It's an app for mobile that like... it's kinda creepy but it shows how far people are from you. It's like a mobile Facebook for strangers, but it works according to location. So this girl that lives, apparently, 5.7km from me messaged me, we started talking. Hahahaha And I said that I just woke up and she called me lazy ass. And yesterday I was saying that I was going to cook and she was like: "you should bake, if you know what I mean" LMAO WTF
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL WTFFFF SHES WEIRD
just for fun ask her if she wants the D :P hahahahahahahaha :P
that akward moment when your 3 years daugther come to said that she was stuck a currant in the nostril !! After an few second when you're like you're suddendly realize that first aid lessons are still here and save .......the currant lol
that akward moment when your 3 years daugther come to said that she was stuck a currant in the nostril !! After an few second when you're like you're suddendly realize that first aid lessons are still here and save .......the currant lol
"n both men and women, prostate glands release a protein called prostate specific antigen (PSA), and raised PSA levels can be sign of cancer in both sexes, but this relationship has been studied much more in men than in women."
That awkward moment when you texted your best friend about going to the Killers concert and she's replies: OMG YOU HAVE TO TOUCH BRANDON FLOWERS'S BUM.
That awkward moment when you go to your Youtube account and in the "Recommended for you" section you see a video named "How Condom is made" and ask yourself who use/went to your account....
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Lord Stafford.
Lord Stafford.
But I also get 'Ehhhh Jolijne, is that from Harry Potter?' and they look at me with pityful eyes or sceptism.
Sometimes it's 'Hey! That's a horcrux!' and then I'm like, yeaaaaaaaaaah no.
And then there are times people say 'OH EM GEE ICJDWNCIEJNCDJIWNCWDOJCOSJXN LOVE IT WANT IT WHERE DID YOU GET IT?' and then there's a happy moment of knowledge we are not alooooone.
Lord Stafford.
just for fun ask her if she wants the D :P hahahahahahahaha :P
Lord Stafford.
She has a girlfriend. Yes. A girlfriend
Not sure how to react about that.
Lord Stafford.
you're suddendly realize that first aid lessons are still here and save .......the currant lol
To be honest, that dude looks more like Jake than me.
http://www.examiner.com/article/women-have-prostates-too
Learned it from Anatomy class:
"Paraurethral glands, which correspond to the prostate in the male..."
Lord Stafford.
Lord Stafford.
Should I stay? Or should I go?
womenpeople are invited?