Hey, the rotten reviews hardly mean anything. Only 6 people didn't like the film out of over 40? And those who are giving it positive reviews are praising it for its epic scope, thrilling action scenes and triumphant conclusion. A lot of the negative reviews are just criticizing its length and calling it bloated. This mirrors the exact reception that Return of the King got when it came out, and look where that film ended up.
In fact, half the negative reviews basically say No Ledger = No Good, the other half call it long, and yes, I even saw one that said that Bane needed more sex appeal. Ridiculous. Anyways, they're valid opinions and I'll respect that, but there's no way it's going to have any effect on what I think of the film (and I know it will be magnificent.)
No, just face the cold hard facts that Avengers Assemble is the better comic-book movie of the summer. It has 92%, this has 87% on Rotten Tomatoes therefore it is not as good.
Yep.
"I may not be the most attractive, but I believe I'm a nice guy who knows how to treat a girl well spent countless hours studying how to pleasure women in bed but if she just wants to cuddle"
The Dark Knight Rises is an ambitious, thoughtful, and potent action film that concludes Christopher Nolan's franchise in spectacular fashion, even if it doesn't quite meet the high standard set by its predecessor.
The only good comic book movies I've seen are Hellboy and Hellboy II.
Oh please.
I take that back. I did enjoy Thor.
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Guys, don't be disheartened, people are loving it, here are some more reviews snippets (no spoilers:)
GRAND, grim and sometimes gruelling, The Dark Knight Rises is a suitably impressive and ambitious conclusion to Christopher Nolan's Batman trilogy. It doesn't have quite the emotional intensity of the second movie, The Dark Knight, but it's a powerful, intricately constructed work, thoughtful, visceral and satisfying.
Nolan aims to capture our minds and also to dazzle our eyes, and he succeeds admirably on both counts.
The Dark Knight Rises is not just the summer’s grandest blockbuster, but also one of the year’s best movies.
To whomever takes up the directorial reigns, however, I can only say two words: Good luck. You’re not going to top this.
However, this is a good finale, it's the Lord of the Rings 'Return of the King' for superhero movies and it's unlikely you will find a better superhero trilogy for a long while if ever. Nolan has managed to achieve with this, what presumably Ang Lee was aiming for with this version of the Hulk.
But Nolan’s novelistic epic also boasts some of the most outstanding action set pieces in the 21st Century, all the more ‘wow’-some for their minimal CGI, plus some totally ace new Bat toys. Bold and beautiful. A superhero movie with true muscle power.
Really, there is no need to fret or fly off the handle about “The Dark Knight Rises” because it is the most compelling film of the summer. Yes, it’s better than “The Avengers.” In my view it will not disappoint even those who, one year ago, marked the July 20 release date on their Microsoft Outlook calendars, then blocked out all of July 21 with an appointment entitled: “Stop Living, as Life’s Purpose Will Have Been Fulfilled.”
Well that settles it, this Friday I'll be popping in my Dark Knight blu-ray rather than making a trip to the cinema.
Hmm, so this is how you really feel about me? I'm just a worthless pig? I know it's a lot to expect from strangers, but I feel right now like nobody really cares. Like if I killed myself nobody would give a fuck. Including my family and so called friends. I mean nobody likes/loves me for who I am.
Weren't DH1's reviews similiar to this? Some critics tried to bash it but in fact the fans loved it.
No. Hallows 1 seemed to receive far worse reviews than TDKR. Not everyone loved it. I didn't. Or initially I did, but in hindsight it was nothing to write home about.
Weren't DH1's reviews similiar to this? Some critics tried to bash it but in fact the fans loved it.
No. Hallows 1 seemed to receive far worse reviews than TDKR. Not everyone. I did not love it. Or initially I did, but in hindsight it was nothing to write home about.
Weren't DH1's reviews similiar to this? Some critics tried to bash it but in fact the fans loved it.
No. Hallows 1 seemed to receive far worse reviews than TDKR. Not everyone. I did not love it. Or initially I did, but in hindsight it was nothing to write home about.
Generally speaking the fans loved it*
That's because it was just as poorly structured as the novel.
The only good comic book movies I've seen are Hellboy and Hellboy II.
Oh please.
I take that back. I did enjoy Thor.
And still, i don't believe it.
Now that i think about it, I do like more.
Iron Man: terrible V for Vendetta: terrible Batman Begins: utterly forgettable The Dark Knight: utter shit Batman 1989: shit Batman Returns: shit Batman Forever and Batman & Robin: shit, but funny as hell Kick-Ass: forgettable Watchmen: bloated crap Men in Black: fun Men in Black II: nonsense Hellboy: awesome Hellboy II: awesome Thor: cool Scott Pilgrim; so bad I walked out. I cannot commit to a full opinion of it all Sin City; stylish greatness Raimi's Spider man: trash Superman Returns: trash TMNT movies; not good movies, but funny as hell Wanted: retarded X-Men series sans First Class, which I will never see: not good
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Weren't DH1's reviews similiar to this? Some critics tried to bash it but in fact the fans loved it.
No. Hallows 1 seemed to receive far worse reviews than TDKR. Not everyone. I did not love it. Or initially I did, but in hindsight it was nothing to write home about.
Generally speaking the fans loved it*
That's because it was just as poorly structured as the novel.
The only good comic book movies I've seen are Hellboy and Hellboy II.
Oh please.
I take that back. I did enjoy Thor.
And still, i don't believe it.
Now that i think about it, I do like more.
Iron Man: terrible V for Vendetta: terrible Batman Begins: utterly forgettable The Dark Knight: utter shit Batman 1989: shit Batman Returns: shit Batman Forever and Batman & Robin: shit, but funny as hell Kick-Ass: forgettable Watchmen: bloated crap Men in Black: fun Men in Black II: nonsense Hellboy: awesome Hellboy II: awesome Thor: cool Scott Pilgrim; so bad I walked out. I cannot commit to a full opinion of it all Sin City; stylish greatness Raimi's Spider man: trash Superman Returns: trash TMNT movies; not good movies, but funny as hell Wanted: retarded X-Men series sans First Class, which I will never see: not good
Can you explain to me why you dislike the dark knight?
Weren't DH1's reviews similiar to this? Some critics tried to bash it but in fact the fans loved it.
No. Hallows 1 seemed to receive far worse reviews than TDKR. Not everyone. I did not love it. Or initially I did, but in hindsight it was nothing to write home about.
Generally speaking the fans loved it*
That's because it was just as poorly structured as the novel.
Can you explain to me why you dislike the dark knight?
It's contrived, has hackneyed political and philosophical commentary, poor female writing, boring action, elongated run time, and a final act that breaks down because of the hackneyed political and philosophical ramblings. The Joker is the worst thing to happen to that movie because all of these complaints are predicated on his unfortunate presence.
The absence of an omniscient character is one reason why I think I'll like TDKR.
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So Crucify the ego, before it's far too late, to leave behind this place so negative and blind and cynical. And you will come to find that we are all one mind, capable of all that's imagined and all conceivable.
Is that the Twilight fattie jumping in the lake, RyGuy?
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So Crucify the ego, before it's far too late, to leave behind this place so negative and blind and cynical. And you will come to find that we are all one mind, capable of all that's imagined and all conceivable.
Can you explain to me why you dislike the dark knight?
It's contrived, has hackneyed political and philosophical commentary, poor female writing, boring action, elongated run time, and a final act that breaks down because of the hackneyed political and philosophical ramblings. The Joker is the worst thing to happen to that movie because all of these complaints are predicated on his unfortunate presence.
The absence of an omniscient character is one reason why I think I'll like TDKR.
Ok, but one thing, the jokers presence is meant to be unfortunate.
It's unfortunate because he ruins the movie. The writing is terrible because of him.
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I will say this about TDK: I have not seen it in years, so my opinions are based off how I felt then. It is entirely possible that if I were to watch it again, I could change my tune. I did this with Inception, a movie I love to watch now and find fun as hell.
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So Crucify the ego, before it's far too late, to leave behind this place so negative and blind and cynical. And you will come to find that we are all one mind, capable of all that's imagined and all conceivable.
Is that the Twilight fattie jumping in the lake, RyGuy?
LOL sadly no...
here she is though...
MAN THE HARPOONS...
OMG hi! I dont even know where to start and im actually really scared about this and i dont know what to say. I havent done this for a long long time but my screaming is gonna fucking blow your ears off. oMG i just have to watch it now cuz im so excited and oh, im gonna cry! ( I waited so fucking long for this! This is about the breaking dawn trailer btw in case you didnt know what this video is about. Im gonna watch it:
Ough. OH! AAH! OMGGGG ( ( Aaa ( Aaaaaa ( Hhhhhhhh ( I dont wanna know how fucking good it is. Omg: whats wrong with her hair!? No, no, no !!!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHhh i was so not ready for this!
Me: First stage: L-) Second stage: ) Third stage: )
I will say this about TDK: I have not seen it in years, so my opinions are based off how I felt then. It is entirely possible that if I were to watch it again, I could change my tune. I did this with Inception, a movie I love to watch now and find fun as hell.
This actually happened with me when I re-watched HBP a couple of months ago. I used to dislike it, but I found it pretty good now.
To the bitch that said "The Avengers is a better movie because he had 92% on Rotten Tomatoes and The Dark Knight Rises only have 87%", on metacritic, The Avengers have 69 and The Dark Knight Rises have 82... Please don't put shitty Avengers in the same sentence as the Dark Knight... And score means nothing...Inception "only" have 86% and got 10 Oscars nominations, including Best Picture and Best Original Screenplay
To the bitch that said "The Avengers is a better movie because he had 92% on Rotten Tomatoes and The Dark Knight Rises only have 87%", on metacritic, The Avengers have 69 and The Dark Knight Rises have 82... Please don't put shitty Avengers in the same sentence as the Dark Knight... And score means nothing...Inception "only" have 86% and got 10 Oscars nominations, including Best Picture and Best Original Screenplay
1. It was sarcasm 2. Calm the fuck down 3. I'm sure your tits will be satisfied by TDKR. No one gives a fuck, sadly
The only good comic book movies I've seen are Hellboy and Hellboy II.
Oh please.
I take that back. I did enjoy Thor.
And still, i don't believe it.
Now that i think about it, I do like more.
Iron Man: terrible V for Vendetta: terrible Batman Begins: utterly forgettable The Dark Knight: utter shit Batman 1989: shit Batman Returns: shit Batman Forever and Batman & Robin: shit, but funny as hell Kick-Ass: forgettable Watchmen: bloated crap Men in Black: fun Men in Black II: nonsense Hellboy: awesome Hellboy II: awesome Thor: cool Scott Pilgrim; so bad I walked out. I cannot commit to a full opinion of it all Sin City; stylish greatness Raimi's Spider man: trash Superman Returns: trash TMNT movies; not good movies, but funny as hell Wanted: retarded X-Men series sans First Class, which I will never see: not good
So Crucify the ego, before it's far too late, to leave behind this place so negative and blind and cynical. And you will come to find that we are all one mind, capable of all that's imagined and all conceivable.
Iron Man: terrible - sort of agree V for Vendetta: terrible - disagree, but I don't love it Batman Begins: utterly forgettable - disagree The Dark Knight: utter shit - disagree Batman 1989: shit - agreed Batman Returns: shit - agreed Batman Forever and Batman & Robin: shit, but funny as hell - agreed Kick-Ass: forgettable - agreed Watchmen: bloated crap - agreed and then some Men in Black: fun - disagree, I flat out hated it Men in Black II: nonsense - didn't see it Hellboy: awesome - agreed Hellboy II: awesome - agreed Thor: cool - agreed Scott Pilgrim; so bad I walked out. I cannot commit to a full opinion of it all -disagree hard Sin City; stylish greatness -disagree, hated it Raimi's Spider man: trash - disagree Superman Returns: trash - second half sucks TMNT movies; not good movies, but funny as hell - agreed Wanted: retarded - AGREED X-Men series sans First Class, which I will never see: not good - agreed
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So Crucify the ego, before it's far too late, to leave behind this place so negative and blind and cynical. And you will come to find that we are all one mind, capable of all that's imagined and all conceivable.
Some critics tried to bash it but in fact the fans loved it.
Not everyone loved it. I didn't. Or initially I did, but in hindsight it was nothing to write home about.
Iron Man: terrible
V for Vendetta: terrible
Batman Begins: utterly forgettable
The Dark Knight: utter shit
Batman 1989: shit
Batman Returns: shit
Batman Forever and Batman & Robin: shit, but funny as hell
Kick-Ass: forgettable
Watchmen: bloated crap
Men in Black: fun
Men in Black II: nonsense
Hellboy: awesome
Hellboy II: awesome
Thor: cool
Scott Pilgrim; so bad I walked out. I cannot commit to a full opinion of it all
Sin City; stylish greatness
Raimi's Spider man: trash
Superman Returns: trash
TMNT movies; not good movies, but funny as hell
Wanted: retarded
X-Men series sans First Class, which I will never see: not good
So Crucify the ego, before it's far too late, to leave behind this place so negative and blind and cynical. And you will come to find that we are all one mind, capable of all that's imagined and all conceivable.
Can you explain to me why you dislike the dark knight?
The absence of an omniscient character is one reason why I think I'll like TDKR.
So Crucify the ego, before it's far too late, to leave behind this place so negative and blind and cynical. And you will come to find that we are all one mind, capable of all that's imagined and all conceivable.
So Crucify the ego, before it's far too late, to leave behind this place so negative and blind and cynical. And you will come to find that we are all one mind, capable of all that's imagined and all conceivable.
here she is though...
MAN THE HARPOONS...
So Crucify the ego, before it's far too late, to leave behind this place so negative and blind and cynical. And you will come to find that we are all one mind, capable of all that's imagined and all conceivable.
So Crucify the ego, before it's far too late, to leave behind this place so negative and blind and cynical. And you will come to find that we are all one mind, capable of all that's imagined and all conceivable.
Ough. OH! AAH! OMGGGG
Me:
First stage: L-)
Second stage:
Third stage:
http://www.businessinsider.com/rush-limbaugh-bain-capital-batman-bane-obama-romney2012-7
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZYInmNXbTgc
2. Calm the fuck down
3. I'm sure your tits will be satisfied by TDKR. No one gives a fuck, sadly
Riiiiiighhht.
So Crucify the ego, before it's far too late, to leave behind this place so negative and blind and cynical. And you will come to find that we are all one mind, capable of all that's imagined and all conceivable.