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Pottermore's Incorrectly Sorted Society AKA PISS!

jphufflepuffjphufflepuff Posts: 241
edited September 2011 in General
Hey guys. Apologies ahead of time because this is going to be long. Part of me still doesn't even want to talk about this, but I figured some of you have felt exactly what I am feeling, either because you too were sorted into the "wrong" house or because you imagined what it would feel like for that to happen.

So after waiting 2 months for my e-mail and watching literally every single one of my friends get in, I FINALLY got my Pottermore e-mail yesterday morning. I spent the day switching between work and Pottermore. I was having difficulties from the very beginning. The site was really glitchy and was kicking me out about once an hour, but I usually got back in pretty quickly.

I got through a few chapters and got my wand. I loved it and was extremely happy with the result. However, the fun pretty much ended there. I went back to work because I didn't want to sort at the office. I wanted to give it the proper time and concentration. I have been worried about this since July and it's just been building as everyone else has gotten sorted. The problem is, as soon as I got home, I couldn't get on the site to save my life.

I tried and tried. For 2 hours I refreshed. All I got was the magenta support message of doom. If you follow me on Twitter, I'm sure you saw a LOT of this frustration vented. I am still baffled that they are STILL having these problems. The site crashed DAY ONE. When they made the announcement. That was MONTHS ago. They knew people wanted on and I literally cannot understand why they have not beefed up their servers to accommodate the traffic.

On the Pottermore Insider, they said they'd not let a lot of people in because they hadn't expected the demand. I cannot fathom how they didn't expect this. YOU CHOOSE 1 MILLION PEOPLE! How were you not expecting less than 1 million people? How is this site, that has been up for nearly 2 months, STILL not capable of containing the number of people THEY set?

So occasionally I'd get past the horrid loading support message and get to the login. But I couldn't log in. Just sent me straight back to the magenta hell I've become so accustomed too. At this point, I was close to giving up. I'd get in, but only long enough to see the train compartment where I left off before I got kicked out again.

I gave up and went to watch and episode of "Doctor Who". I was extremely frustrated because I'd waited so long, being extremely PATIENT (HELLO!!!) and was being forced to wait longer. I was getting to the point where the site wasn't fun at all. It was causing more anguish than enjoyment. I decided to just wait until the site was done and ready, be that October or later. I didn't want my experience sullied by the technical problems. Then my girlfriend text saying she'd gotten back in. Sure enough, I went back to my computer and I was in.

This is where I become extremely upset with myself. I wanted so badly to just be sorted, to be finally confirmed as a Hufflepuff, that I completely lost control. I've been stressing out about this for months and I just wanted it over because I knew there was NO WAY I could possibly get placed anywhere else. I also blame Pottermore for my state because after glitches and getting kicked out all day, I didn't want to risk getting kicked out of the Sorting Hat. So I felt really rushed through the Sorting process. Partially my own fault, but mostly I still blame Pottermore. I barely even remember the questions. I think I even read one completely wrong.

So I pressed the button after the last question and saw the Ravenclaw crest. I immediately shut my computer. I didn't even want to look at it. After all that. After all my time waiting and the frustration I went through all day, the hat put me into Ravenclaw.

No offense to any of you Ravenclaws, I think Ravenclaw is an awesome house. They have so many good traits. It's just that they are not my traits. The thing that most defines me above all else is my friends. I would do anything for them. I have a very small group of incredibly close friends and I love them to death. Loyalty. Acceptance. I could write a whole essay on the traits of Hufflepuff I posses, but this is already WAAAY too long. The point is, I do not see any traits of Ravenclaws in myself. Yes, I consider myself intelligent, but not in the same way a Ravenclaws are.

One of the most popular conspiracy theories out there is that the Sorting Hat is actually placing people in houses based more on where it needs people in houses, rather than actually sorting them properly. This stems from the fact that for the first few days of the beta, there were WAAAAY more Ravenclaws than anyone else. Since that time, the houses have been nearly exactly equal. I don't think it's really only placing you in houses based on this, like just plopping every 4th person in each house and just rotating, but I do think that it's a big factor being played. This is thought to be occurring so that the House Cup tournament is fair and has equal numbers of people competing for each house. It's incredibly upsetting to think this is even a possibility, but I can't deny that it makes sense. If this is the case, I am very saddened that what should be an unbiased interactive part of the story is being steered a certain way.

What has me also frustrated is the fact that the quiz is merely 7 questions. The last of which was Left or right (also Up/Down and Heads/Tails). I find it extremely bothersome that the sorting quiz isn't AT LEAST 20 questions.

I could keep going, but I need to stop. If you've made it this far down my rant, I love you and applaud you.

MY PLAN: I'm done with Pottermore for now. I had a pretty terrible experience yesterday and until the site is running more smoothly, I don't want to get any more frustrated. When it opens to the public, I'll create a new account and re-sort, this time taking my time. I plan on sorting a few times to test if it's consistent or if it seems to randomly place to fill the houses equally. I WILL NOT change my answers to try to get into a certain house. I will remain truthful and if I consistently get placed somewhere besides Hufflepuff, then I guess I'll have to re-evaluate some things.

Please give me your feedback. Do you think I'm ridiculous? I know I'm probably taking this all WAY too seriously, but isn't that the point of being so passionate about something you love?




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  • jonny7003jonny7003 Posts: 3,771 ✭✭
    edited September 2011
    Yes, I felt the same way when I was sorted into Gryffindor. No offence to the house, but it is not me. Call me childish, but I got upset and deleted my account; I would much rather use Pottermore when it's "officially" released anyway, i.e all the changes and updates are completed. I'll join again in October, but I'm not all that fussed about it now... :-/ Still, I think it'll get better with the release of books 3-7.
  • Festax0333Festax0333 Posts: 11,753 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It sucks
    Me and cadogan got banned from it
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  • TubbyToastTubbyToast Posts: 1,729 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Long, but good.

    Same for me. I haven't been on for a few weeks now. Got frustrated. Hufflepuff, really? That was my first thought. When I thought about it some more, I realised I could be one, but it's still not me. Rushed through it too, wanting so badly. I even considered deleting my account too, but decided not to, because I love my name and it's my first and it's made on July 31 and that's cool, because people can see you were there from the beginning. I told myself to make an new account in October and then I'll be sorted in the house I belong.

    PISS for now.
  • TubbyToastTubbyToast Posts: 1,729 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It sucks
    Me and cadogan got banned from it
    How can you get banned from Pottermore?
  • Festax0333Festax0333 Posts: 11,753 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It sucks
    Me and cadogan got banned from it
    How can you get banned from Pottermore?
    Not banned, but they deleted my account ):
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  • BraveheartBraveheart Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭✭
    The problem with Pottermore is that Rowling says it's canon to the Potter universe and yet the Sorting Hat doesn't let you choose your house. :|
  • Martin1Martin1 Posts: 7,849 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The problem with Pottermore is that Rowling says it's canon to the Potter universe and yet the Sorting Hat doesn't let you choose your house. :|
    lolll, so true though!
  • Martin1Martin1 Posts: 7,849 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I haven't gone on Pottermore in a while. But I think it placed me correctly in Slytherin: I want to succeed and watch others fuck up while I order them around as my monkey slaves who sing to me.































































    k not really, but you get my point
  • NickNick Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭✭
    POTTERMORE AS A WHOLE SEEMS LIKE A FAIL
  • RichardRichard Posts: 48,703 mod
    its not even loading.
  • NickNick Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • POTTERMORE AS A WHOLE SEEMS LIKE A FAIL
    Sadly, yes. But I'll reserve judgement till it's fully up and running for a while...
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  • NickNick Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ill hold out hope that its better when it fully launches in october
  • PumpkinjuicePumpkinjuice Posts: 2,317 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I haven't tried Pottermore yet and I don't intend to.
  • RyGuyRyGuy Posts: 7,837 mod
    POTTERBOREEEEEEEE!
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  • aaronaaron Posts: 20,950 mod
    The problem with Pottermore is that Rowling says it's canon to the Potter universe and yet the Sorting Hat doesn't let you choose your house. :|
    It gaves some people the choice between two houses. But I don't know if that's sufficient.
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  • JoshieJoshie Posts: 4,762 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The whole thing is a fail, definitely NOT worth the 7 day clue shit.
  • BraveheartBraveheart Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭✭
    The problem with Pottermore is that Rowling says it's canon to the Potter universe and yet the Sorting Hat doesn't let you choose your house. :|
    It gaves some people the choice between two houses. But I don't know if that's sufficient.
    Well isn't one of the main theme in Rowling's books that we all have choices. This is defeating the point of her own theme. :P
  • aaronaaron Posts: 20,950 mod
    The problem with Pottermore is that Rowling says it's canon to the Potter universe and yet the Sorting Hat doesn't let you choose your house. :|
    It gaves some people the choice between two houses. But I don't know if that's sufficient.
    Well isn't one of the main theme in Rowling's books that we all have choices. This is defeating the point of her own theme. :P
    Yeah, I suppose. :P
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  • I feel the same. It placed me in slytherin which is completely wrong.
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    It is the quality of ones convictions that determines success, not the number of followers. -Remus Lupin
  • LisaLisa Posts: 38
    I was placed in Slytherin too. Nothing against them, but I just was not expecting it. Any test I've even taken has put me in Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw. Everytime! But Slytherin. Seriously?!
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  • JoshieJoshie Posts: 4,762 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I was expecting Slytherin, and I got Slytherin.
  • Samch92Samch92 Posts: 6,404 mod
    SAME FOR ME!!!:( I got my email today and yet i CAN'T LOGIN!!!-.-
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  • NickNick Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭✭
    yea i cant login either its annoying
  • I think I'm the happiest Pottermore member ever about the house sorting :D
  • aaronaaron Posts: 20,950 mod
    I think I'm the happiest Pottermore member ever about the house sorting :D
    I'm happy too. :)
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  • kaileyelisabethkaileyelisabeth Posts: 662 ✭✭
    I think I'm the happiest Pottermore member ever about the house sorting :D
    I'm happy too. :)
    As am I.
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  • Lord StaffordLord Stafford Posts: 27,353 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2011
    I possess some of it's traits and characteristics, but i'm not a Hufflepuff.

    Lord Stafford.
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  • If you are smart with the questions you can choose your own house.
    I just didn't want go in Hufflepuff.

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  • Accio_LogAccio_Log Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭
    The problem with Pottermore is that Rowling says it's canon to the Potter universe and yet the Sorting Hat doesn't let you choose your house. :|
    It does if you are borderline. Which is cannon.
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  • Accio_LogAccio_Log Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭
    I too have been frustrated with the amount of downtime with the site. However, I do realize that this is why they have a testing phase. Sometimes it is down due to capacity and other times they take it down, probably to fix something. I am not on much in any case and I knew I wouldn't be so maybe it does not bother me as much as some.

    As for the sorting I did not expect Slytherin but looking back at the questions and the way I answered them I can see how I was put there. Just because there are only seven questions doesn't mean the sorting isn't valid. You can find out a lot about someone if you ask the right questions. There is reasoning behind these questions. Maybe we are not meant to understand it. But guess who does? J.K. Rowling. If she says I am Slytherin I am not really in any position to argue if that's where my own answers got me.
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  • NickNick Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭✭
    i would be happy if i could access my account sadly i cannot
  • Lord StaffordLord Stafford Posts: 27,353 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Why is that?

    Lord Stafford.
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  • NickNick Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭✭
    because it comes back and says access denied when i try to login. i have yet to even SEE the site....oh well
  • RyGuyRyGuy Posts: 7,837 mod
    I was expecting Slytherin, and I got Slytherin.
    As did I. :) #Slytherin
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  • Lord StaffordLord Stafford Posts: 27,353 ✭✭✭✭✭
    because it comes back and says access denied when i try to login. i have yet to even SEE the site....oh well
    Can you contact them?

    Lord Stafford.
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  • NickNick Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭✭
    because it comes back and says access denied when i try to login. i have yet to even SEE the site....oh well
    Can you contact them?

    Lord Stafford.
    HMMM i never even thought about doing that. i think ill look into contacting them thanks stafford!!!
  • site works fine to me..
    I was sent to gryffindor, and I was meh.. alright. I was expecting something new, and now I'm behind harry's steps.
    after two days, all chapters are done, some potions brewed, spells practiced and somehow I cant duel anybody.
    now it's like boring going around seeking galleons to buy ingredients and stuff lol
    do you think we have to wait a whole year to enter second book? I'm going to be like 30 years old when it finishes!

    AURORGHOST65

    "No story lives unless someone wants to listen. The stories we love best do lives in us forever.
    So whether you come back by page or by big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home" -J.K Rowling.
  • decarusdecarus Posts: 5,953 ✭✭✭
    So is it a multiplayer game?
  • aaronaaron Posts: 20,950 mod
    So is it a multiplayer game?
    It's not really a game. When you join, you are launched into a chapter-by-chapter breakthrough of SS. There are little picture scenes with moving images and you can zoom in and out and collect little items. Also, on certain scenes, you can read new material written by Rowling about characters and things, stuff she's been hoarding for a long time, as well as simple additional notes from her perspective. When you get to the Diagon Alley chapter, you can start buying special stuff to help boost you later on. You get a wand. Get a Gringotts bank vault. Then you get sorted into a house, where you can meet other players and become friends. You can brew potions and cast spells/duel when you get to Hogwarts. There is a house competition. The site is okay at first, but lacks excitement and the value to return after one viewing.
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  • decarusdecarus Posts: 5,953 ✭✭✭
    So do you walk around and talk to other people? Real people?
  • JoshieJoshie Posts: 4,762 ✭✭✭✭✭
    So do you walk around and talk to other people? Real people?
    Nope, you don't even move a character. All you do is able to move around with the arrow keys, and collect items that award you house points. It's not really a game at all, like aaron said.
  • I have been really excited about Pottermore, (I missed the deadline for the Beta period). But now that I have actually looked around and read things like this, I'm not so sure about it. I still want to join, don't get me wrong, but know I am nervous about it. I live where we don't get the best internet connection, so will that mean I am going to be constantly booted off of the server?

    I really want to be sorted into Slytherin, and I will tolerate Ravenclaw. Don't get me wrong, Griffindor and Hufflepuff are wonderful houses, but they are not me. I am more of the cunning person controlling the "hero" than the actual hero.
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