^ Read the video title Marie..... Ok now I came across this stuff on FB. Dunno how many of you know it already, but this is fun: Find out whether your computer is a male or a female 1)Open Notepad 2. Type the following line in notepad: CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you" 3. Save file as: computer_gender.vbs (Remember to select the "save as type" as "all files") 4.Run the file (Double-click on it). If you hear a male voice, its male otherwise it would be a female and you would hear a feminine voice.
^ Read the video title Marie..... Ok now I came across this stuff on FB. Dunno how many of you know it already, but this is fun: Find out whether your computer is a male or a female 1)Open Notepad 2. Type the following line in notepad: CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you" 3. Save file as: computer_gender.vbs (Remember to select the "save as type" as "all files") 4.Run the file (Double-click on it). If you hear a male voice, its male otherwise it would be a female and you would hear a feminine voice.
Mine was a male. O_O Yuck.
oh, I tried this. mine is a female... which makes sense. every one(& machine, apparently) on this entire floor is female.
I'm a 17 year saxophonist and have had a brevity of experience with virtually every woodwind instrument and let me tell you, that person was either trying to make the shittiest sound imaginable, or they were trying to kill everyone within a 30 mile radius.
I'm a 17 year saxophonist and have had a brevity of experience with virtually every woodwind instrument and let me tell you, that person was either trying to make the shittiest sound imaginable, or they were trying to kill everyone within a 30 mile radius.
I'm no expert, but I'd say both. Doesn't one lead to the other?
well, they must have been very naive to think it would have been harmless. Why not go with evil intent? I'm ready to believe that. It sounds like it.
It's the safest bet. You actually can wrap your anus hole around a mouthpiece, fart, and cause a bit of "sound." You shouldn't worry about how I know this.
well, they must have been very naive to think it would have been harmless. Why not go with evil intent? I'm ready to believe that. It sounds like it.
It's the safest bet. You actually can wrap your anus hole around a mouthpiece, fart, and cause a bit of "sound." You shouldn't worry about how I know this.
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I'm howling
MY EARS.
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WOW! They really played it that bad.. :P
SET AS RINGTONE
LOL
Somebody wrote in the comments - Make it watch porn, that will turn it on. LMAO.
Another one on similar lines. Somebody named it "leave me alone" machine...
Ok now I came across this stuff on FB. Dunno how many of you know it already, but this is fun:
Find out whether your computer is a male or a female
1)Open Notepad
2. Type the following line in notepad:
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you"
3. Save file as: computer_gender.vbs (Remember to select the "save as type" as "all files")
4.Run the file (Double-click on it). If you hear a male voice, its male otherwise it would be a female and you would hear a feminine voice.
Mine was a male. O_O Yuck.
which makes sense. every one(& machine, apparently) on this entire floor is female.
Actually, can't you find this out by just going to Control Panel > Speech > write shit there and make it say it ?