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Crazy Captions Thread
Okay, so this thread is inspired by the thread created by Stafford. I hope this thread too brightens up the forum when there's lack of news or when there's no more news to look forward to. So, this contest is same as the one on Mugglenet. For those of you who dont visit mugglenet, the Caption Contest is an all-around hub for user interactivity. Each week, an image is posted on the Caption Contest's thread which is usually a screen capture or promo picture from the Harry Potter movies.The GOAL of the users if they wish to participate is to come up with a caption for the image on their own - using a bit of creativity, to induce humour into their captions and to give a voice to one or many of the characters depicted in the image which hopefully tends to be rather insightful and/or enjoyable! Simply put, users submit their funny captions into the contest.
So, I am posting the picture for this week, and anyone can post a picture for next week, but remember guys, ONLY ONE PICTURE PER WEEK.
<img src="http://www.moviematics.com/wp-content/gallery/harry-potter-and-the-half-blood-prince-screenshots/harry_potter_and_the_half_blood_prince_screenshot_17.jpg"
So, I am posting the picture for this week, and anyone can post a picture for next week, but remember guys, ONLY ONE PICTURE PER WEEK.
<img src="http://www.moviematics.com/wp-content/gallery/harry-potter-and-the-half-blood-prince-screenshots/harry_potter_and_the_half_blood_prince_screenshot_17.jpg"
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I AM THE DARK LORD PHANTOM
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Slughorn: I take this mystical white liquid, add some of this entrancing brown powder, and...Voila! A magical drink!
Harry: But, sir, all you've done is make a glass of Ovaltine. I can see the jar right over there.
Slughorn: Oh, shut up!
Pottermore user name: SilverQuest212
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Harry and Slughorn: Norm!
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HP:sir,can u teach me how to make that potion?!?
HS: hold on.....(farts) ahhhhh.....much better....now u were saying?!?
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Not sure if anyone will get THIS lol, but here goes....I'm not much of a caption maker....
Slughorn: *nervously* Well, I've brewed up quite the concoction tonight...It's a nice wine, you should really....try some.
Harry: *leans in closer* Whoa, that smells AMAZING! I smell treacle tart, and new broomstick, and--
Slughorn: All right, drink up!
Harry: And Ginny's hair, and--Hey, wait a minute!
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Have you ever seen Cheers? Whenever Norm (played by George Wendt) walks into the bar, everyone exclaims "Norm!"
Pottermore user name: SilverQuest212
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Pottermore user name: SilverQuest212
Here's mine:
Slughorn: Harry my boy, you know what this is?
Harry: What is it professor?
Slughorn: It is rare South-American beverage made out of dragon's urin.
Harry: Oh, okay, (shocked) may I ask hoe did you aquire it?
Slughorn: It wasn't easy. I had to get back on top.
Harry: That's what she said!
Slughorn: Actually, that's what he said.
Harry: (SHOCKED) I'm leaving now.
Slughorn: Don't you want to try the dragons urine?
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Thanks!
G.G.
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I have a feeling this one's going to get pretty hilarious captions
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Diggory:Ill appreciate it if u dont look at them please....
Potter:They are nice.....
Diggory: Guys STOP ok,look im going over to film the twilight series,cant take any more of this shit.....(production films his death early,and they hated Robert,so they had voldemort step on his face) Id rather sparkle......yeah ill sparkle and become a global superstar!!!!! Runs and cries like a little girl after he sees himself sparkle,comes back to the HP series......
Diggory:Please revive me,i cant take all the horny girl stalkers!!!!! U can look at my nipples all u want!!!!
LMFAO!!!!!
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Rita: Now boys, Harry is officially the youngest in the tournament, at only 12 years old--
Harry: I'm four--
Rita: But Cedric, we were wondering how old YOU Are. How old are you?
Cedric: Seventeen.
Harry: How long have you been seventeen?
Cedric:....a while.
(probably not as funny as previous ones)
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Rita: So, you boys are now the newest superstars with this whole tournament thingy!!
How are you feeling about it?
Harry: Well, I'm feel--
Rita:Yeah, Yeah, whatever. Now, you guys are supposed to be seventeen years old, unlike Harry who's twelve.
Harry: Well, actually I'm f--
Rita : Yeah whatever. So seventeen-years-old. A very exciting age to experience the world.
So tell me, are you guys virgins?
Harry: I'm not--
Rita: Harry, we ALL know you're a virgin. Unlike Cedric here, who actually knows how to wave his wand. Cedric,
are you a virgin?
Cedric: No Rita, I'm not a virgin.
Rita: YOU SON A BITCH! You banged that twilight whore, am I right?
Cedric: Whoa! Rita , she is not a whore...(thinks)...yeah she is a whore, but that's not the only person I've banged.
Rita: YOU SON OF A BITCH! Tell us all about it!
Cedric: Well, he had an intimate relationship, and let me tell you it was INTENSE!
Rita: Was it? But, Cedric, who is this girl?
Cedric: Girl? Who said it was a girl?
Harry: I WAS RAPED!
Rita: (shocked) I beg you pardon?
Cedric: Come on, Harry. It wasn't rape.
Harry: YOU SEX-MONSTER! Guess what, I also banged that twilight whore, and there's not
a chance I'm taking my egg to that bathroom.
Cedric: That's what she said!
Rita: Yeah she did.
Cedric: Rita, I was talking to you.
Rita: (shocked) And here is where we end our interview.
-Godric Gryffindor
(Guys, I meant NO offense at Harry. He is one of my favorite characters
but I HATE twilight).
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Rita- Holy underpants of Slytherin! You used to be a normal good looking guy,you were popular with girls, you were a goddamn triwizard champion! What happened to you? Now you're just a...just a..
Harry- A male veela with body glitter having a bad hair day?
Cedric- .......