Most unintentionally funny lines in the series of books/films.

I just thought i would start this thread to hopefully brighten up the place after the lack of news (except that i've heard that releasing before Inception is the Deathly Hallows trailer which i was going to see anyway, now even more reason) and you know who (no i do not mean Voldemort i mean the you know who of this forum Phantom)

Please don't include the horrifically bad cringworthy line of HE WAS THEIR FRIEND!! though this video is incredibly funny lol! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt6jzOnx5-M

Now i can't remember any of the funny Book lines so the Movies will have to do for now... my favourites off hand have got to be, in HBP when Dumbledore says 4 years ago you brought me this (the diary of Tom Riddle) the reason why i find this funny is because Harry didn't bring it to Michael Gambon, he brought it to Richard Harris... and as you can probably see that is an unintentionally funny line. I also like like in the GOF when Amos Diggory is mourning his son Cedric, for some odd reason i find his crys and screams quite funny because they're weird, maybe its because of this video that i find it a bit funny lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeLnVFsl3XE... though you'd probably expect that after finding out that your only son has dies he would be quite mortified! hey it rhymed lol. Now on to yours if you have any!

Lord Stafford.