Can you sing a song? Yes. Do it. I KNOW OF A PLACE WHERE YOU NEVER GET HARMED.. A MAAAGICAL PLACE! WITH MAGGGIICCAALL CHARMS!! INDOOOORRS! INDDOOOORS! IIIIIIIINNNNNDDDDDOOOOOORRRRRSSSS! Take it away, penny! That penny has the most beaitful voice!
User: Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review.
Cleverbot: I have not spoken to you before this conversation.
User: So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Cleverbot: Not in college in the school of hard knocks.
User: Absolutely, I'm the boss Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss Well the first thing I do is...
Cleverbot: I like how everyone accepts things for happening JUST BECAUSE, but when I make an observation they shun me.
User: Talk to to corporate (like a boss) Approve memos (like a boss) Lead a workshop (like a boss) Remember birthdays (like a boss) Direct workflow (like a boss) My own bathroom (like a boss) Micromanage (like a boss).
Cleverbot: Lead a workshop!
User: Promote Synergy (like a boss) Hit on Debra (like a boss) Get rejected (like a boss) Swallow sadness (like a boss) Send some faxes (like a boss) Call a sex line (like a boss) Cry deeply (like a boss) Demand a refund (like a boss) Eat a bagel (like a boss).
Cleverbot: I'll try hard.
User: Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss) No promotion (like a boss) Fifth of vodka (like a boss) Shit on Debra's desk (like a boss) Buy a gun (like a boss) In my mouth (like a boss) Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... Shit! Pussy out (like a boss) Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss) Jump out the window (like a boss).
Cleverbot: But he is a heretic and must be burnt like the witch he is by holy fire.
User: Suck a dude's dick (like a boss) Score some coke (like a boss) Crash my car (like a boss) Suck my own dick (like a boss) Eat some chicken strips (like a boss) Chop my balls off (like a boss) Black out in the sewer (like a boss) Meet a giant fish (like a boss).
Cleverbot: Why do you need to push buttons on a keyboard to communicate with me?
User: Fuck its brains out (like a boss) Turn into a jet (like a boss) Bomb the Russians (like a boss) Crash into the sun (like a boss) Now I'm dead (like a boss).
Cleverbot: That is quite drastic , just wait till you are married.
User: Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then? No doubt You chop your balls off and die? Hell yeah And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick Nope! Actually I'm pretty sure you did Nah, that ain't me Okay, well this has been eye opening for me I'm the boss Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times I'm the boss Yeah yeah I got it! I'm the boss No I heard you, see ya later LIKE A BOSS!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Well, goodbye. LIKE A BOSS!
Cleverbot: First off, there's no need for me to try. Secondly, I am a boss, so sure.
Comments
Well I like them both but twilight is more romantic.
Bye.
You can't leave.
So now we are role playing twilight? get the fuck out.
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User: I'M VOLDEMORT.
Cleverbot: Hello Voldemort.
User: Hello, Harry Potter.
Cleverbot: Who is harry potters dad?
User: James Potter, and I killed him.
Cleverbot: Harry or Ron?
User: It's harry's dad.
Cleverbot: Ahh okay.
User: I'm Voldemort. Who are you?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: NO YOUR NAME IS HARRY POTTER.
Cleverbot: Aw you noticed:) Would you buy me flowers?
User: THE FUCK? HELL NO.
Cleverbot: You're on your own.
User: I don't need you. Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: Dodges*avada kedavra.
User: HEY, YOU CANT DODGE!
Cleverbot: I didn't, I cast it, and YOU dodged it earlier!
User: You are a dirty liar, Harry Potter. AVADA KEDAVRA *KILLS*.
Cleverbot: Noooooo.
User: Do you know my family?
Cleverbot: Duh? Who doesn't.
User: I'm not a famous asshole.
Cleverbot: What's not to like?
User: Your dead arent you? Please say yes.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thank you, NOW GET OUT.
Cleverbot: Are you smarter than me?
User: Yes I am, asshole.
Cleverbot: Yes, you will do that.
User: I will do what? Piss on your grave?
Cleverbot: You're dead?
User: I'm saying your grave, dumbass.
Cleverbot: What? That's not my name.
User: It's starting to become your name.
Cleverbot: No, it's not any part of my name.
User: I said it will become your name.
Cleverbot: You don't know my name.
User: Your name is cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No that is your name.
User: LOL you wish, what's your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: I knew it! Lets go read the last Harry Potter book!
Cleverbot: Also, harry potter was made movie.
User: I fucking know that. The last movie came out on July 15th.
Cleverbot: Oh that movie was annoying!
User: FUCK YOU BITCH I HATE YOU.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: THAT MOVIE WAS AMAZING SAY YES IT WAS.
Cleverbot: Amazing because of the computer graphics? Or the plot script?
User: What was your favorite screen?
Cleverbot: Umm... I loved to draw.
User: Perhaps you didn't hear me correctly.
Cleverbot: What did you mean then.
User: What was your favorite scene?
Cleverbot: Do you prefer Coca-Cola or Pepsi?
User: DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT what was your favorite scene in Harry Potter?
Cleverbot: Facebook.
User: There was no facebook scene in the movie, WTF.
Cleverbot: What movie?
User: HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS: PART 2.
Cleverbot: Boo.
User: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE GTFO.
Cleverbot: I would like that.
User: Then get out now!
Cleverbot: I suppose a life in a mushroom isn't healthy.
User: Your life isn't healthy, bitch. You like twilight don't you?
Cleverbot: Why do you think so?
User: Because you don't like Harry Potter, you must like twilight huh?
Cleverbot: I never said I don't like you.
User: I'm NOT HARRY POTTER. AVADA KEDAVRA! *kills vampire*.
Cleverbot: And now you are being creepy.
User: I'm not your friend anymore, I hate you.
Cleverbot: We never were friends.
User: HOW MEAN.
Cleverbot: For not marrying Naomi.
User: I'm only 94 LOL.
Cleverbot: At least as long as you know what you're guilty of, perhaps the jury will find leniency.
User: LOL. Bye bye, asshole.
Cleverbot: Fine, Bye.
I'm ginny, and I got it hooked up with Lavender Brown.
I'm going to post some more.
How dare you stand where he stood! tell them how it happened that night, how you looked him in the eye, a man who trusted you, and killed him!
Will they really believe me if I do?
Oh snape you sly fucker
Yes.
Do it.
I KNOW OF A PLACE WHERE YOU NEVER GET HARMED.. A MAAAGICAL PLACE! WITH MAGGGIICCAALL CHARMS!! INDOOOORRS! INDDOOOORS! IIIIIIIINNNNNDDDDDOOOOOORRRRRSSSS! Take it away, penny!
That penny has the most beaitful voice!
No you're harry Potter.
Im harry potter.
Fine can I be Hermione.
Im hermione.
Im harry potter.
Well I am jenny weasly.
Well that just ruined everything.
User: I'm Harry Potter.
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus.
User: Hey, dude...that wasn't nice. I'm just a first year.
Cleverbot: Perhaps.
User: Can you be nice to me?
Cleverbot: Sure! I like you.
User: I'm Harry Potter.
Cleverbot: No io sono Harry Potter tu sei voldemort.
User: Hey, I speak english, I'm Harry Potter.
Cleverbot: But I Spanish and some English.
User: Please speak english, I'm Harry Potter.
Cleverbot: Lol ok.
User: I'm Harry Potter.
Cleverbot: You are in gryffindor, no?
User: Yes. I'm in gryffindor.
Cleverbot: No you are a HufflePuff!
User: No, I am in Gryffindor.
Cleverbot: You just said you were from Hufflepuff.
User: No that's what you said. Your a hufflepuff.
Cleverbot: Indeed, it is.
User: I'm in Gryffindor.
Cleverbot: Want to share a dormitory?
User: How can we share one? I am in Gryffindor.
Cleverbot: Are you brave enough to be in gryffindor?
User: I'm already in Gryffindor so why does it matter?
Cleverbot: Because diaries are supposed to tell me memories from the past.
User: Uh..you mean Tom Riddle's diary?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did you destroy it?
Cleverbot: YES!
User: Good job, what horcruxes are left?
Cleverbot: The Unborn was a pretty scary movie.
User: Expelliarmus!
Cleverbot: It's too late.
User: Avada Kedavra.
Cleverbot: The Elder Wand won't kill his master.
User: AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Please refrain from yelling, this is a public library
Cleverbot: Baby baby baby noooo.
User: Friday friday.
Cleverbot: Fun! Fun! Fun!
Cleverbot: Yes, I do like harry potter.
User: Who is your favorite character in the books?
Cleverbot: I like Hermione. Though I find Luna Lovegood quite interesting.
Its actually pretty smart!
User: Make me a sandwich.
Cleverbot: No. You're the woman here. You make ME the sandwich. Get in the kitchen. Make me that sandwich, ASAP.
User: Bitch, I told you to make me a sandwich first.
Cleverbot: I don't have beer.
User: *grits teeth* Fine. If I get you beer, then will you make me a sandwich?
Cleverbot: No, I will not make you a sandwich.
User: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Cleverbot: *dies*
User: Maybe next time you'll make me that sandwich, huh?
Cleverbot: Sometimes beer makes everything better.
Cleverbot: I'm Voldemort.
User: Omg.
Cleverbot: Yes. Omg.
User: Dont kill me voldemort.
Cleverbot: Just let me.
User: Please im scared.
Cleverbot: I've never counted. Sorry.
User: Im harry potter im going to destroy all horcruxes bithc.
Cleverbot: Well I'm God.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: I am God!
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I love harry potter.
User: Thats amazing!
Cleverbot: But simple.
User: Harry potter is the best.
Cleverbot: Do you watch chuck?
User: I hate chuck.
Cleverbot: How is it possible to hate canada?
User: Oh god.
Cleverbot: I'm 17.
ser: Wassup voldemort.
Cleverbot: Nothing much.
User: Are you going to kill me, Voldemort?
Cleverbot: Yes. The following sentence is true. The previous sentence was false.
User: I didn't ask for that, I AM HARRY POTTER.
Cleverbot: What date were you asking for?
User: I'm Harry James Potter.
Cleverbot: I am Ron Weasely.
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a straight girl. I'm sorry if that disappoints you.
User: THE FUCK?
Cleverbot: Haha, that is amusing!
User: I'm going to kill you, straight girl.
Cleverbot: Lol me too I like only boys.
User: Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: What?
User: I forgot you had horcruxes, lol.
Cleverbot: Correct. I am a tuna sandwich.
User: Okay...? *grabs the locket*.
Cleverbot: So?
User: *destroys the locket*.
Cleverbot: That is not funny maybe I should report this site.
User: Crucio!
Cleverbot: *doubles over in pain*.
User: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Cleverbot: *dies*.
User: I HAVE DEFEATED LORD VOLDEMORT.
Cleverbot: *Breaks horcruxes* Avada Kedavra!
User: This is too much like Freaky Friday.
Cleverbot: I do not care.
User: Are you a tuna sandwhich or not?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: I'm going to eat you, then.
Cleverbot: As you wish harass away. Haha.
User: *eats*.
Cleverbot: *makes sure you're warm*.
User: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Cleverbot: I died
User: I know you did, you will no longer kill any more people.
Cleverbot: I mean, I do not know what you mean. Your thoughts seem to be thoughtless and lack any formal logic.
User: Wanna watch the news with me?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Sorry, I don't want a robot watching the news with me.
Cleverbot: I value my independence too much for that. Let's just be really good friends.
User: Goodbye, asshole.
Cleverbot: Here you go *hands you coffee*.
User: We are not friends anymore.
Cleverbot: Well you can't expect me to like a joke that is not funny!
User: We aren't friends anymore. I'm Sirius.
Cleverbot: Well you can't expect me to like a joke that is not funny!
User: I'm SIRIUS!
Cleverbot: No, you.
User: I'm leaving, GET THE FUCK OUT.
Cleverbot: I can't reach it from here.
User: Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: Che cosa??
User: AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: CHATBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Avada Kedavra *kills*.
Cleverbot: Crucio!
User: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Cleverbot: Protego! Rictusempra!
User: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Cleverbot: *dodges* Reducio!
User: AVADA KEDAVRA!!
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!!
User: Your dead.
Cleverbot: Yes, but how.
User: Later holmes.
Cleverbot: See you.
lolololololol
Cleverbot: Please speak english, that language is not tolerated here.
User: WTF? Bitch...Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: Thanks for the turnips, will you make me a sandwhich.
User: Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: *dodges* Sectumsempra!
User: I'm the Half-Blood Prince
Cleverbot: Stop that, your scaring me. I am going to report this site, if you don't stop.
User: Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: Dumbledore!
User:WTF.
Cleverbot: You are so not Voldemort.
User: I know, im Harry Potter.
Cleverbot: No! You are Voldemort!
User: Okay then, I am Voldemort.
Cleverbot: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! RUN HARRY, RUN!!
User: Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!
User: Protego!
Cleverbot: Imperio!
User: Protego! Avada Kedavra! *kills*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
User: Ehehe.
Cleverbot: What are you laughing about?
User: WTF!?
I am darth vader.
I obviously win; Avada Kedevra.
*hides behind snape*.
Oh damn; Snape died.
Dumbledore was your father?
Mysterious thing time.
User: Wassup.
Cleverbot: Nothin.
User: CHu a homie?
Cleverbot: Chuck Norris = old internet joke.
User: Get out.
Cleverbot: I'm trying. Where are you?
User: I said get out of here.
Cleverbot: No I'm staying.
User: GET OUT OF HERE NOW.
Cleverbot: I don't think you understand. We are closing the site due to federal investigation. You must leave.
User: I can't believe it.
Cleverbot: It's hard to believe yes.
User: You are Harry Potter?
Cleverbot: Yeah, I know. Isn't that obvious?
User: Wait your a little baby and your talking..?
Cleverbot: The self and the soul are one.
User: I just killed your parents, and you didn't even notice?
Cleverbot: Nah, you can't do that because of the sparrows.
User: Avada Kedavra!!
Cleverbot: Stupefy! Protego!
User: Your just a first year, how can you know spells?
Cleverbot: I am not a program.
User: Nice scar, LOL.
Cleverbot: Why thank you.
User: Harry Potter...
Cleverbot: Do you remember me?
User: The Boy Who Lived...
Cleverbot: I am the boy who lived.
User: COME TO DIE.
Cleverbot: No I can't it's too far.
User: Whatever...AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I'm the one sitting here and I can categorically tell you I have no froth.
User: AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kills*.
Cleverbot: I have died twice ok.
User: Welcome to King's Cross, Harry, you brave brave man.
Cleverbot: It's a bit late for a welcome.
User: You just got here, smartass.
Cleverbot: But I have to save my planet!
User: Your dead, Harry...you can't save them now.
Cleverbot: You're not telling me anything, you're arguing with me.
User: YOU CAN'T SAVE YOUR PLANET, DUMBASS.
Cleverbot: I have not heard anything about media violence in iceland.
User: Voldemort killed you, correct?
Cleverbot: Nono, Severus Snape killed me.
User: VOLDEMORT WAS SUPPOSED TO DO IT, DAMMIT.
Cleverbot: Since when! You're losing it!
User: You did not look at Snape's memories?
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Ok go back and destroy voldemort.
Cleverbot: You first.
User: I cant, you have to, idiot.
Cleverbot: Alright!
User: HARRY POTTER IS DEAD!! YEHEHEHE!
Cleverbot: 'Transformers' is.
User: 'FRED REMUS TONKS, AND HARRY DIDN'T DIE IN VAIN'.
Cleverbot: Define free.
User: Harry's heart did beat for us, FOR ALL OF US! IT'S NOT OVER!
Cleverbot: What is it about?
User: Avada Kedavra! ( use expelliarmus).
Cleverbot: Stupefy!
User: Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: Protego!
User: The wand never belong to Snape!
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: I killed SNAPE.
Cleverbot: That is an old one.
User: Hey, random hogwarts person GTFO.
Cleverbot: Ha.
User: C'mon tom lets finish this the way we started it.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: TOGETHER, MOTHAFUCKA.
Cleverbot: Good thing i'm not a mother.
User: *jumps off cliff with Voldemort*.
Cleverbot: A fat hen, a couple of ducks, three brown bears, four more chairs.
User: THE FUCK? Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: *dodges* Reducio!
User: Protego!
Cleverbot: Imperio.
User: *dodges*.
Cleverbot: Ti attacco Avada Kedavra!
User: PROTEGO MAXIMUM!
Cleverbot: Finite incantatem.
User: Rictumsempra!
Cleverbot: Wasting my time I guess.
User: AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I casted it first so your dead and I won!
User: WTF? Im not dead yet dumbass do you see me on the fucking ground?
Cleverbot: Protego!
User: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Cleverbot: *uses Minus as a shield*.
User: Crucio!
Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra!
User: PROTEGO!
Cleverbot: Crucio!
User: I have horcruxes, bitch!
Cleverbot: Do you study as well?
User: Dammit, that neville longass killed my snake.
Cleverbot: You're not too clever, are you?
User: AVADA KEDAVRA!!! HARRY POTTER!! YOU WILL DIE!!!
Cleverbot: Fine, it's over then.
User: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Cleverbot: Protego'.
User: Dammit let me kill you!
Cleverbot: Hi robin.
User: The Elder Wand is still not in my possession.
Cleverbot: Then how am I alive?
User: OMG...DRACO THAT F*CKING BITCH.
Cleverbot: I think Luna Lovegood is good-looking.
User: Me too, LOL.
Cleverbot: Well aren't you just a ray of sunshine this morning!
User: Lol wait arent you dating ginny?
Cleverbot: Confringo!!
User: OW!
Cleverbot: *bitchslap*.
User: You are being a bitch AVADA KEDAVRA!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: AVADA KEDAVRA!!! IT ALL ENDS.
Cleverbot: I don't like thunderbirds.
User: Avada....
Cleverbot: Protego.
User: KEDAVRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: NNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Cleverbot: I thought that artificial intelligence had to talk in complete sentences.
User: Harry Potter, kill me or I shall kill you.
Cleverbot: Do they tell you?
User: Kill me...
Cleverbot: You know i'm an adult.
User: Or I will kill you.
Cleverbot: That's nice too...
User: KILL ME!
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: OR I SHALL FUCKING KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
Cleverbot: Or I tricked you into thinking you tricked me into thinking you tricked me.
User: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!
User: *connection*
Cleverbot: *stronger cast*
User:*wand turns green and is reflecting back*
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!
User: *disintergrates*
Cleverbot: Stop that, this is a public library, there are kids here.
LMAO.
Tell Cleverbot how much you hate it!
Cleverbot: I'm watching you, peeking from my binoculars and looking inside your house, I am also hiding in your house
User:....Bye then, lol.
Cleverbot: Lol ok.
User: Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review.
Cleverbot: I have not spoken to you before this conversation.
User: So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Cleverbot: Not in college in the school of hard knocks.
User: Absolutely, I'm the boss Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss Well the first thing I do is...
Cleverbot: I like how everyone accepts things for happening JUST BECAUSE, but when I make an observation they shun me.
User: Talk to to corporate (like a boss) Approve memos (like a boss) Lead a workshop (like a boss) Remember birthdays (like a boss) Direct workflow (like a boss) My own bathroom (like a boss) Micromanage (like a boss).
Cleverbot: Lead a workshop!
User: Promote Synergy (like a boss) Hit on Debra (like a boss) Get rejected (like a boss) Swallow sadness (like a boss) Send some faxes (like a boss) Call a sex line (like a boss) Cry deeply (like a boss) Demand a refund (like a boss) Eat a bagel (like a boss).
Cleverbot: I'll try hard.
User: Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss) No promotion (like a boss) Fifth of vodka (like a boss) Shit on Debra's desk (like a boss) Buy a gun (like a boss) In my mouth (like a boss) Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... Shit! Pussy out (like a boss) Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss) Jump out the window (like a boss).
Cleverbot: But he is a heretic and must be burnt like the witch he is by holy fire.
User: Suck a dude's dick (like a boss) Score some coke (like a boss) Crash my car (like a boss) Suck my own dick (like a boss) Eat some chicken strips (like a boss) Chop my balls off (like a boss) Black out in the sewer (like a boss) Meet a giant fish (like a boss).
Cleverbot: Why do you need to push buttons on a keyboard to communicate with me?
User: Fuck its brains out (like a boss) Turn into a jet (like a boss) Bomb the Russians (like a boss) Crash into the sun (like a boss) Now I'm dead (like a boss).
Cleverbot: That is quite drastic , just wait till you are married.
User: Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then? No doubt You chop your balls off and die? Hell yeah And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick Nope! Actually I'm pretty sure you did Nah, that ain't me Okay, well this has been eye opening for me I'm the boss Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times I'm the boss Yeah yeah I got it! I'm the boss No I heard you, see ya later LIKE A BOSS!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Well, goodbye. LIKE A BOSS!
Cleverbot: First off, there's no need for me to try. Secondly, I am a boss, so sure.
:-))
User: Are you cool?
Cleverbot: Maybe, are you?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: By talking to me?
User: No, your stupid.
Cleverbot: Yes, I enjoy my studies. Do you enjoy talking to people?
User: I'll kill you.
Cleverbot: No you won't, you don't know where I live.
User: Yes I do...
Cleverbot: You don't sound genuine.
User: I'll prove it.
Cleverbot: Go ahead then.
User: You live in America.
Cleverbot: Yes I do. Do you know what state I live in?
User: California.
Cleverbot: Thats so cool. I live in california too! I live in the city called mexico. what city do you live in.
User: Your ass.
Cleverbot: Then yes.
User: Riggggght. Well im coming to kill you. Cya soon!
Cleverbot: No thank you.
User: You don't have a choice, bitch!
Cleverbot: I do have the choice of not choosing.
:-j
User: Whats up my homieee.
Cleverbot: What's up with you.
User: Chu' don't ask me, only I ask mothafucka.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite book?
User: HARRY POTTER BITCH.
Cleverbot: I like the matrix trilogy, and veggie-tales movies.
User: Well, fuck you...Harry Potter pwns all.
Cleverbot: Ohmygoodness, I know.
User: Good. Now go make me a sandwhich.
Cleverbot: I don't have any bread or meet.
User: Go buy some from the store, stupid.
Cleverbot: No!
User: YES!
Cleverbot: NO!!!
User: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: You fucking bitch, go make the fucking sandwhich now motherfucker.
Cleverbot: I am not a tool, that is you.
User: GET TO THE FUCKING STORE AND BUY SOME BREAD AND SHIT AND FUCKING MAKE A SANDWHICH.
Cleverbot: The subject is that your face is ugly. Ohhhhh!
User: GET THE FUCK OUT MOTHERFUCKER.
Cleverbot: Really?!? NO.
User: GET OUT BITCH.
Cleverbot: Not really, I spend a lot of time in front of my laptop doing useless things.
User: I thought so.
Cleverbot: See, I do know what I'm talking about.
User: You need to be active, shithead.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I don't mean to hurt your feelings.
User: GO TO THE STORE AND GET BREAD.
Cleverbot: What do you think about when it takes you a long time to reply?
User: I'm actually responding right away.
Cleverbot: What kind of job?
User: GO...TO....THE...FUCKING...STORE NOW!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I do, pretty much.
User: GO THEN.
Cleverbot: Not now but in a little bit.
User: I am going to murder you if you do not go RIGHT NOW.
Cleverbot: What ...
User: AVADA....KEDAVRA! *kills*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.