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Any of you arachnophobic?
I am terrified of spiders. I know making this thread is an invitation for all you assholes to post the most repulsive pictures of spiders you can find, so here I'll go ahead and do it for you:
Anyway, I have a mostly irrational fear of these bastards. I know most spiders like to keep to themselves and don't really bother much, in fact there's been a house spider living in my apartment hallway near the door for some weeks and it just stays right there, like it's keeping all the other bugs out or something.
But what if one night when I'm asleep, it decides to crawl into my bed and bite me in the crotch?
brb, killing that fucker
Anyway, I have a mostly irrational fear of these bastards. I know most spiders like to keep to themselves and don't really bother much, in fact there's been a house spider living in my apartment hallway near the door for some weeks and it just stays right there, like it's keeping all the other bugs out or something.
But what if one night when I'm asleep, it decides to crawl into my bed and bite me in the crotch?
brb, killing that fucker
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The Goliath bird-eating spider (Theraphosa blondi) is huge: weighing 170 grams, it is the heaviest spider in the world, and has a leg span of 30 centimetres. Despite the name, they mostly feed on invertebrates, but have been observed feasting on small mammals, lizards and snakes.
The large venomous fangs aren't the biggest worry, however: the spider's main weapon is the hair that covers its body. When threatened, it rubs its legs against its abdomen and releases a cloud of microscopic hairs that lodge in the skin and mucous membranes of its attackers.
*shakes head* sweet mother of Jesus, kill it with fire and Skynet.
STOP GUYS.
JUST PISSED IN MY PANTS.
I had a panic attack once.
Hate spiders
You guys are mean though. I'm going to have nightmares tonight lmao
Except that you should be thanking me.
Imagine this thing, tucked away at the foot of your bed, breathing heavy like a fat woman, ready to scurry up the inside of one of your legs to nestle and lay eggs in your crotchal area as you sleep.
That's why I wear socks to sleep!
I'm outta here
I'll only post by request. It's that bad.
And then I would be rushed to the ER.
Great. Now I'm freaked out. And that last spider is nuts!
The image of that last spider will follow me for life. Never gonna pick something from the floor again. Ever.
Oh my.
I meant OMG to pheonixs story