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Look what I'm getting today

BaneBane Posts: 9,869 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited November 2011 in General


That's right. A mother fucking bearded dragon. Someone in my area put one on Craigslist for free, complete with the dragon and a 30 gal. aquarium. The rehousing fee is only $10. Anyway, HPF, meet Ignotus, the bearded dragon. This son of a bitch is covered head to toe in bulletproof scales forged by the gods and spiritually passed down through a total of nine generations of galactic defenders. It can run at speeds up to 49mph (statistically faster than your T-Rex, Mr. Hammond) and its god-forged scales can withstand tank artillery at distances up to 36cm from the barrel.

Needless to say, I will feel much safer at my apartment with Ignotus in attendance. Unless it decides to turn on me. In which case I am already dead.

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