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Innuendo in the books
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My favorites:
"Harry's heart began to pump very fast indeed. Defense against external penetration?"
-OOTP
"Harry tried every variation of 'I need to see what Draco Malfoy is doing inside you' that he could think off..."
-HBP
"Which left Harry free to sit in the grass and watch the foursome under the tree."
-OOTP
"He was on all fours again on Snape's office floor."
-OOTP
"[Harry] pushed the door ajar and peered inside--and a horrible scene met his eyes. Snape and Filch were inside, alone. Snape was holding his robes above his knees."
-SS
" 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wand."
-Harry, OOTP
"Harry's head was swimming. 'Hagrid' he repeated stupidly, and his knees buckled."
“Something hot and wet was trickling down his chin."
-DH
"There was a great deal of clattering and banging coming from overhead: Harry wondered what Luna could be doing."
-DH
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Just a bit of fun. They're not immediately as amusing in context, but every book has isolated quotes that suggest more than they were probably intended to. Do you remember any others?
My favorites:
"Harry's heart began to pump very fast indeed. Defense against external penetration?"
-OOTP
"Harry tried every variation of 'I need to see what Draco Malfoy is doing inside you' that he could think off..."
-HBP
"Which left Harry free to sit in the grass and watch the foursome under the tree."
-OOTP
"He was on all fours again on Snape's office floor."
-OOTP
"[Harry] pushed the door ajar and peered inside--and a horrible scene met his eyes. Snape and Filch were inside, alone. Snape was holding his robes above his knees."
-SS
" 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wand."
-Harry, OOTP
"Harry's head was swimming. 'Hagrid' he repeated stupidly, and his knees buckled."
“Something hot and wet was trickling down his chin."
-DH
"There was a great deal of clattering and banging coming from overhead: Harry wondered what Luna could be doing."
-DH
---
Just a bit of fun. They're not immediately as amusing in context, but every book has isolated quotes that suggest more than they were probably intended to. Do you remember any others?
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