LOL TWILIGHT EPIC FAIL

Macedonian

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCS6V1R4stE Sorry I had to uploud . but i was laughing all day about this,Epic?? BESt summer movie? LOL 5 stars ?

Roupen

Dude, the movie hasn't been previewed yet to critics! This is clearly fake!

decarus

This film comes out in like a week. It is possible that some have seen it.

Slantee

Epic my ass -.-

decarus

Epic is such a nonsense word anyways.

Richard

Fuck Twilight,hate it wen ppl even talk bout it,waist of time,see u guys are making me waist my time now lol!!!

dashape80

-Edward, "I promise to Love you Forever".

I was laughing so hard when he said that line LOL

Richard

Lol,how can u promise you'll love them forever?!? Way happens wen she's dead?!? Is he still gonna love her?!? So fucking retarded I swear!!!!

decarus

She isn't going to die. I knew that before i knew anything more then Edward is a vampire and she is not. That is the plot.

aaron

Richard, prepare yourself for a 2-part breaking dawn. Bella has sex with Edward, gets pregnant, and then the baby inside her, half vampire, lives off of blood, so it is drinking HER blood, slowly killing her. To keep up with its growth, Bella has to drink blood to keep the baby sustained. Then, when the baby is born, Bella is dying so Edward turns her into a vampire. The baby, which she names a compound of her and Edward's moms' names, Renesmee, is mistaken for an Immortal Child by a vampire from a different coven. An Immortal Child would be like a newborn vampire, immensely strong and crazy to control. The Volturi (vampire lawmakers) travel to Forks to kill the baby, so the Cullens recruit vampires from around the world to put up a fight. At the confrontation, Alice arrives with a hybrid baby just like Renesmee who grew up in Africa. Once the Volturi sees that the baby is no threat, they leave peacefully without a fight. And Jacob has a weird instinctive imprint on Bella's baby, which means he falls in love with her.

In other words, a very confusing plot with no battle or anything at the end, just a lousy confrontation.

Richard

U seem to know alot lol! It is fucking retarded! So the volturi come and they don't do shit?!? They could make one movie of the book,all they want is cash! That pisses me off!!! It's a retarded beginng and ending! Anyone could come up with a story like that,but only JKR could come up with a story like this,and they still compare the authors?!? Those ppl are fucking retarded!!!! I feel like strangling them:$ !!!!

YodatheHobbit

Why are people giving Twilight so much attention on a Harry Potter forum? Off topic much?
Makes just a little sense to talking about this here that it does to talk about the History Channel.

Richard

It is aloud to talk "twilight" only wen u talk SHIT about it hahaha!!!

decarus

This is the good thing about this site, that you can go off topic.

Richard

Yeah and u can use "fowl" language haha!!! I Love hpforum!!!!

decarus

Well that doesn't really interesting me. Except i sometimes want to say badass, because when someone is being badass there is no other word that really describes that for me.

Richard

I've never heard u call someone bad ass! So nones a "badass" here I guess lol!!!

aaron

Haha, who have you wanted to call a badass before decarus?

decarus

I think Voldemort is pretty badass in the forest scenes.

GodricGryffindor

yeah he does look BADASS...but he kinda looks like he gained weight (I HOPE IT'S JUST THE ANGLE OF THE PICTURE)

Richard

Lol,true godricgryffindor! Guess "badass" is the new word I should use haha!!!

Roupen

I searched the whole net as of June 23rd, NO "FING REVIEW!

Lord Stafford

I think Voldy looks better in this picture than in the GOF and OOTP films because in GOF i think he was a little too... i don't know lol it may be that i thought he had a stupid hole in the chest of his robes which made it look like an effing dressing gown haha and it was a little to thin around the back of the neck. In the next one although he had a good cloak i thought his face looked a bit retarded, demented and a little too disfigured and now in DH i think he looks exactly how i pictured him and i think about the fatness issue, i think its because he is outside, he'll therefore presumably be wearing more layers unless he doesn't even feel the air because of his horcruxes that are preventing him from feeling pain and dying of course. I also like the little extra bit of clothing that goes up his neck and the little curve at the bottom of his cloak that you can see when the camera is behind him in the trailer!

Lord Stafford.

Richard

Actually,he does look a bit different,IDK,he actually looks more.....human. I like it.

Lord Stafford

I don't want him to look human lol... he is meant to be snakelike, or is that just the nose, or lack of.

Lord Stafford.

Richard

Yeah,u can almost see his nose lol!!!! IDK I like him snakelike but also look human and if u look closely,there's a mixture......

decarus

The effects may be unfinished.

aaron

His nose has been growing back since GOF.

jonny7003

The nose is the slowest body part to develop.

[Deleted User]

Hey what does the [SINK] mean in the title of this thread?

decarus

It means someone needs to find something else better to do with their time.

aaron

When someone sinks a discussion, it will move off the list and NOT go to the top when someone comments like it usually does. So basically, someone thought it was a useless discussion so when they sank it, it was supposed to SINK down into the other discussions and not get updated...but I unsank it, so muahaha.

[Deleted User]

Ah, okay. Thanks.

Richard

Hey Aaron,how do u unsink it?!? Someone freaking sank my bday thread:$

Lord Stafford

And mine lol!

Lord Stafford.

Richard

My thread was unsank for a moment and now it's sank again WTF?!? Whose doing this?!?

Lord Stafford

Some knobhead definetely lol!

Lord Stafford.

Richard

They don't have the balls to confess I guess hahaha!!!

aaron

You unsink it/sink it by pressing the link on the left that says "Sink Discussion" or "Unsink" if it is already sunk. I don't know who's doing it but I've already unsank a bunch of discussions by now!

Richard

I'll never sink a discussion,I just see it as ppl getting jealous at the tthread and they just want attention......Asshole!!!!

Lord Stafford

I'll keep you to that then Richard lol just as you did with me having to have my name below my comment haha.

Lord Stafford.

Richard

Count on it,but how will u know if I sink a discussion?!? I'm never doing it but just asking....

Nick

so is toy story 3 worth going to see in 3d or will it be the same in 2d im going to see it tonight and im wondering which version to see

Lord Stafford

Well you've been desperate to find out who sunk your discussion and you said that if it was you, you would say... so if you do you have to let me know and the same the other way round but you'll probs know if i've not put my name because it comes up as edited doesn't it? so...

Lord Stafford.

Lord Stafford

It depends on whether it was filmed in 3D or just converted afterwards!

Lord Stafford.

Richard

Yeah but I'll NEVER do it. To sink a discussion is volanatry but wen u forget then that's a mistake. How bout I just put an R at the end of every comment?!?

@nicholasmanning
see it however u want,I saw it in 2d but I felt the emotion more than I would in 3d. The glasses will hide your tears though......


R. :,)

Lord Stafford

Yeah do that Richard!

Lord Stafford.

Richard

Good thing I have your approval,didn't wanna seem like I'm copying u but I guess if I ask u to put your name there then I guess I gotta do something back. I'm gonna lose first just to let u know lol! Just tell me if I forget!



R.:,)

Lord Stafford

LOL!

Lord Stafford.

Lord Stafford

Yeah i'll let you know!

Lord Stafford.

decarus

You two are like crazy people aren't you.