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Fincher's Dragon Tattoo---- WTF??????

BaneBane Posts: 9,869 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited January 2012 in General
You people are kidding me-- that shit was fucking atrocious. About half an hour too long, frequently meandered from the story into pointless bullshit, so much gratuitous nudity and sex scenes that it felt forced and made the director and writer feel immature, a pretty boring and long-winded plot that really went nowhere with a lot of repeated visuals, bland cinematography and editing (again runtime was way too long and a lot of it could have been left on the cutting room floor), Craig/Mara sex was just AWKWARD AS HELL and served NO purpose-- what a cinematic disaster. That was incredibly bland and highly distasteful and how it got nominated for cinematography and not Serra is fucking beyond me.

The Social Network was vastly superior to this junk. What a mess.
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  • BaneBane Posts: 9,869 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The only good things about this abortion of a film were the opening credits and some of the music was nice and atmospheric. My praise ends there. Feel free to throw rocks at me, but it would take a lot of blunt head trauma to get me stupid enough to think that this qualifies as a good movie.
  • Darth LedgerDarth Ledger Posts: 6,594 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bullshit read the novel first
    "If you make yourself more than just a man... If you devote yourself to an ideal... You become something else entirely- A Legend."

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  • Darth LedgerDarth Ledger Posts: 6,594 ✭✭✭✭✭
    But while I may disagree with what you're saying I'll defend to the death your right to say it.
    "If you make yourself more than just a man... If you devote yourself to an ideal... You become something else entirely- A Legend."

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  • XDMorsmordreXDXDMorsmordreXD Posts: 6,730 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You haven't liked what you'e seen lately, eh?
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  • greggreg Posts: 737 ✭✭✭
    For me, Dragon Tatoo > Social Network
  • Festax0333Festax0333 Posts: 11,753 ✭✭✭✭✭
    as much as i like TSN, il agree wit brian and greg/
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  • NumberEightNumberEight Posts: 1,574 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yeah... Let me get on this shit. It will be a while.
    Pottermore username: DustBlade76

    So Crucify the ego, before it's far too late, to leave behind this place so negative and blind and cynical. And you will come to find that we are all one mind, capable of all that's imagined and all conceivable.
  • TheDoctorTheDoctor Posts: 3,941 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Being familiar with the book has nothing to do with his opinion of the movie.
  • Darth LedgerDarth Ledger Posts: 6,594 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yea Doctor the sex scenes aren't so random if you know why they happened AM I RIGHT?
    "If you make yourself more than just a man... If you devote yourself to an ideal... You become something else entirely- A Legend."

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  • Darth LedgerDarth Ledger Posts: 6,594 ✭✭✭✭✭
    And the quote button makes its triumphant return to my phone... Fucking excellent
    "If you make yourself more than just a man... If you devote yourself to an ideal... You become something else entirely- A Legend."

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  • NumberEightNumberEight Posts: 1,574 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2012
    You people are kidding me-- that shit was fucking atrocious. About half an hour too long, frequently meandered from the story into pointless bullshit, so much gratuitous nudity and sex scenes that it felt forced and made the director and writer feel immature, a pretty boring and long-winded plot that really went nowhere with a lot of repeated visuals, bland cinematography and editing (again runtime was way too long and a lot of it could have been left on the cutting room floor), Craig/Mara sex was just AWKWARD AS HELL and served NO purpose-- what a cinematic disaster. That was incredibly bland and highly distasteful and how it got nominated for cinematography and not Serra is fucking beyond me.

    Your opinions are admirable in their negativity. I love it, man. I don't think you paid attention to much because of them, but we'll see if anything interesting comes of this discussion. Okay. Let's begin.

    "so much gratuitous nudity and sex scenes that it felt forced[...] Craig/Mara sex was just AWKWARD AS HELL and served NO purpose"

    I strongly disagree and I wish I could say you are absolutely factually inaccurate with the latter part of what I quoted. Seeing as how this is art, that's not possible.

    The original title of this story is "Men who Hate Women." This is evident by the way Lisbeth is received by every party sans Mikael. I'll get to her relationship with Mikael momentarily. Now, the "gratuitous nudity" is unfounded seeing as how it plays a role in her characterization and the theme of the story: a lot of men are misogynistic assholes. She is obviously emotionally damaged due to her past, as is mentioned in regards to her father, so she acts out. Her clothing, her lifestyle, etc are demonstrable of this. Then you have the social worker who only gives her the money she's entitled to when he rapes her, numerous times. That nudity is not gratuitous in any way because it's there to show the pain that she, and other women, go through. It's "thematic nudity," if you will.

    Now, of course the sex scenes between Lisbeth and Mikael are awkward, the first especially. The question you are probably asking yourself is this: why did Lisbeth sleep with Mikael? The most simplest answer is that Mikael is the only man, recently, to actually not care how she looks, how she lives her life, and even treats her well. If you recall the scene where he first meets her, she grabs her taser to prepare for a fight. Her views of men have been damaged due to the rape and when you couple that with the fact that she prodded into his life, she is rightfully scared. He doesn't care about the "hacking" but instead wants to enlist her services to help him catch, and I quote, "a killer of women." Do you see the theme? That theme is carried further when he is injured while running away from an assassination attempt. She sees that and she possibly realizes that he almost gave his life to find out which misogynist killed these poor women. The ending to the film destroys her progress in trusting men again when she realizes she's in love with him and is devastated that he probably isn't. Those scenes served a purpose.

    As for the cinematography, I obviously disagree. It's methodical in nature, just like it is in Zodiac. The slow shots resemble the slow investigation. Also look at the lead up to the mansion where Mikael will spend his time: it's slow and methodical, giving a sense of gloom into the world that he will soon be wrapped in. I could go on, but I've only seen it once and won't see it again until I get the Blu-ray.

    I agree with you on the editing. It is a tad too long and the ending feels way too abrupt. Here is relevant the text from my review on my now-deleted blog:
    Dragon Tattoo isn’t perfect, by any means. It’s not even Fincher’s best work. The problems that exist lie in the narrative after the climax. While it’s still engaging, it seems to fall flat and doesn’t resonate with what came before it. The audience is exhausted by the trials Salander and Blomkvist endure, and the abrupt ending, after a short cool down, is just as jarring as the abrupt introduction prior to the title sequence. The ending leaves something to be desired, namely that another installment should be on its way. That may happen over the coming years, but the abrupt ending coupled with wanting more is not a good thing.
    Those are the only problems I have with the editing.



    Pottermore username: DustBlade76

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    *throws rocks*
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  • Martin1Martin1 Posts: 7,849 ✭✭✭✭✭

    You people are kidding me-- that shit was fucking atrocious. About half an hour too long, frequently meandered from the story into pointless bullshit, so much gratuitous nudity and sex scenes that it felt forced and made the director and writer feel immature, a pretty boring and long-winded plot that really went nowhere with a lot of repeated visuals, bland cinematography and editing (again runtime was way too long and a lot of it could have been left on the cutting room floor), Craig/Mara sex was just AWKWARD AS HELL and served NO purpose-- what a cinematic disaster. That was incredibly bland and highly distasteful and how it got nominated for cinematography and not Serra is fucking beyond me.

    The Social Network was vastly superior to this junk. What a mess.
    About half an hour too long

    I suppose the feel of the length of the movie is dependent on the viewer. Fincher's use of montages is something I've always loved and admired, something that allows the plot to advance without the need to substitute film time. The Princes Tale definitely feels shorter than 7 minutes, but it is. Scenes like this over a 2.5 hour film really make it feel shorter, at least to me it did.

    so much gratuitous nudity and sex scenes that it felt forced and made the director and writer feel immature

    I couldn't disagree more here. The rape scenes are used to amplify how disgusting men can be and the ignored abuse of women, which is the main theme of both the novel and the film.

    Craig/Mara sex was just AWKWARD AS HELL and served NO purpose-- what a cinematic disaster.

    Except it did serve a purpose. Salander for her entire life had been neglected as you can see and make the assumption of, and men as you can see from the rapist are not exactly in her best views. When finally one comes along that ISNT an asshole and that respects her as A HUMAN BEING and AN ADULT, she feels attracted and wants to have sex. The unfortunately life she had growing up is that sex is just, well, sex. Nothing crazy or love filling, it's pleasuring for both people, and she wanted that from him. He was the first in who knows how long to make her feel worth something, perhaps.

    And the ending you see how she's tracking down Wiesntromhoweverthefuckitsspelled and trying to get him bankrupt. Why? What does she gain? Nothing. Who gains from this? Mikael, he is happy to see his enemy down. She goes through all of that to fix this problem for him, then at the end, you see how shes FUCKING SMILING for like the first time fucking forever and buys him something. When he sees her back with his other partner, she's torn and realizes he may not have all to different, leaving very confused and disappointed.

    The cinematography wasn't bad. It's supposed to have a dark, chilling theme. The isolation in the freezing, the greys, light blues, and whites to give off that sense of isolation and unhappiness. The scenes with Salander being raped were dark and vivid, perfectly matching the tone.

    Yeah, still my second favorite of the year behind DH2.
  • Martin1Martin1 Posts: 7,849 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ahahaha, didn't even read Eight's post until after I did mine. Basically exactly what he said :p
  • NickNick Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭✭
    YAY!!!!!! THE QUOTE BUTTON IS BACK
  • Martin1Martin1 Posts: 7,849 ✭✭✭✭✭
    YAY!!!!!! THE QUOTE BUTTON IS BACK
    Oh haha I didn't even notice, I typed out the HTML for that previous post, bahaha :p
  • NickNick Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭✭
    im so happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • BaneBane Posts: 9,869 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sorry guys I'll read a book before forming an opinion about a film adaptation next time.

    Anyway I watched it for the investigation plot and I have no interest in strange characters because I'm not emotionally attached to them and I generally cannot stand rude and dirty individuals. So while there may be some oh so deep characterization behind them, it doesn't enhance my enjoyment of the film.
  • HessHess Posts: 1,734 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm sorry to say this but you might be a little bit blinded by your love to DH2... ?
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  • BaneBane Posts: 9,869 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It's like when I got lambasted for my opinion about The Tree of Life. "But the characters were handled so naturally and it depicted childhood perfectly!" except no, it doesn't depict childhood perfectly because everyone has a different childhood, and that's no reason for me, as a member of the audience, to really care about them and I felt the same here.

    Also there are like a billion ways to show that Craig actually likes Mara's character for what she is other than gratuitous fucking scenes that detract and distract from the plot.
  • BaneBane Posts: 9,869 ✭✭✭✭✭
    What does this have to do with Harry Potter? If Potter didn't exist I imagine I would have the same opinions. Of course the whole "you like Harry Potter so much that you hate everything else" had to come into this even though it's ridiculous. If that were the case, Potter would be the only movie I liked last year, and I loved PLENTY of movies last year. Just not this.
  • Darth LedgerDarth Ledger Posts: 6,594 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ok........... And as a book fan I woulda been pissed if that fuck scene wasn't there... That was 65% of the reason I wanted to see it
    "If you make yourself more than just a man... If you devote yourself to an ideal... You become something else entirely- A Legend."

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  • Darth LedgerDarth Ledger Posts: 6,594 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2012
    Actually the other 3 people I watched the film with said the same thing I did afterwards... Roony Mara knows how to ride a dick.
    "If you make yourself more than just a man... If you devote yourself to an ideal... You become something else entirely- A Legend."

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  • Darth LedgerDarth Ledger Posts: 6,594 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Now tell me Bane how can you possibly say that you wouldn't have wanted to be Daniel Craig there? If not I digress.
    "If you make yourself more than just a man... If you devote yourself to an ideal... You become something else entirely- A Legend."

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  • BaneBane Posts: 9,869 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Just not a fan of sex scenes, they do nothing for me and I get bored watching them because it brings the story to a screeching halt. Not sure that we had to see Rooney Mara's pussy for character development reasons but whatever, I digress. I'm sure it was important to see her hairy snatch and pierced nipples every other shot.
  • BaneBane Posts: 9,869 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Honestly, not really. She's skinny as a toothpick and did nothing but smoke the entire film. I would almost rather fuck another dude than Rooney Mara in that movie.
  • BaneBane Posts: 9,869 ✭✭✭✭✭
    She was a complete turnoff to me, but that has nothing to do with what I think about the movie.
  • Darth LedgerDarth Ledger Posts: 6,594 ✭✭✭✭✭
    And I've seen Anne Hathaway's tits in every movie since Princess Diaries 2 but that doesn't mean I want to see them in The Dark Knight Rises...
    "If you make yourself more than just a man... If you devote yourself to an ideal... You become something else entirely- A Legend."

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  • Martin1Martin1 Posts: 7,849 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I didn't say you had to read the book, it's a film and you shouldn't have to.

    No one said this had to be emotionally attached. I wasn't emotionally attached to them, but I enjoyed watching their characters progress. We could tell Lisabeth had a troubled childhood and a very, VERY rough life. Finally she meets Mikael and he's not an asshole like the others.

    And it's not exactly Mikael that likes her, he kinda likes sex in general, it's just like getting a cup of coffee to him as we saw earlier when lisabeth said his partners husband didnt care, so it's all just natural to them. The same could be said for Lisabeth, except she has the slight attraction. She doesn't know how to convey this feeling, so at first it's just through something she knows how to do and is normal to her: sex. Then in the end you see she truly likes him when she's smiling at the thought of getting him a gift and is, well, slightly heartbroken by him with his other partner.
  • Darth LedgerDarth Ledger Posts: 6,594 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2012
    She was hot in her own way... I mean c'mon
    "If you make yourself more than just a man... If you devote yourself to an ideal... You become something else entirely- A Legend."

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  • BaneBane Posts: 9,869 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I get that, I got it while watching the film but that doesn't make it better, or good, or entertaining, for me. If it does for you, that's awesome, but it's not what I like to see in films.
  • Martin1Martin1 Posts: 7,849 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Haha, that's where we differ. I would NEVER in a million years date a girl like that, but damn. Mara in the movie I, or just as Lisabeth, turns me on. That Mohawk got me jumping, and she could probably rock my world. Yeah it's extremely weird, I can't describe it, but despite her toothpick figure and small tits she fucking had me.
  • Darth LedgerDarth Ledger Posts: 6,594 ✭✭✭✭✭
    And I think she's a typical whore in the movie because she is fine with Craig cheating on his mistress with her but lord forbid he messes around on her a little bit...
    "If you make yourself more than just a man... If you devote yourself to an ideal... You become something else entirely- A Legend."

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  • Martin1Martin1 Posts: 7,849 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Alright, I get you. I'm just want you to understand it isn't random or pointless - there's a reason behind it. If you don't like it, your opinion, but I just want to explain the motive for it.
  • BaneBane Posts: 9,869 ✭✭✭✭✭
    But for me the biggest problem was essentially that I watched it because of the mystery plot, but didn't even find that very compelling or engaging and I didn't find much of a payoff. I thought the twist was kind of interesting but it was the only moment that really made me raise my brow.

    I do think it could have been about 45 minutes shorter though.
  • Darth LedgerDarth Ledger Posts: 6,594 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Honestly if Harry and Hermione would have fucked in that tent instead of danced I would have loved it.
    "If you make yourself more than just a man... If you devote yourself to an ideal... You become something else entirely- A Legend."

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  • BaneBane Posts: 9,869 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I said it was pointless because I think the same exact story could have been told without all of that, and also like I said, there are a plethora of ways to develop characters and express the exact same material without resorting to awkward sex scenes. I just felt that the sex was there just for the sake of it which is why I'm calling it pointless. It could have been handled in far more interesting and respectable ways while staying focused on the story.
  • BaneBane Posts: 9,869 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I would have walked out, Darth, with what I'm going to write in my letter to David Yates, Heyman, Kloves, and WB just busting around in my mind.
  • NickNick Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I said it was pointless because I think the same exact story could have been told without all of that, and also like I said, there are a plethora of ways to develop characters and express the exact same material without resorting to awkward sex scenes. I just felt that the sex was there just for the sake of it which is why I'm calling it pointless. It could have been handled in far more interesting and respectable ways while staying focused on the story.
    this!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • NumberEightNumberEight Posts: 1,574 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2012
    It's like when I got lambasted for my opinion about The Tree of Life. "But the characters were handled so naturally and it depicted childhood perfectly!" except no, it doesn't depict childhood perfectly because everyone has a different childhood, and that's no reason for me, as a member of the audience, to really care about them and I felt the same here.

    No one lambasted you. And there's nothing inherently illogical about the argument I presented in regards to the childhoods presented at that time, which you left out in the above statement. Those types of households were common.
    Just not a fan of sex scenes, they do nothing for me and I get bored watching them because it brings the story to a screeching halt. Not sure that we had to see Rooney Mara's pussy for character development reasons but whatever, I digress. I'm sure it was important to see her hairy snatch and pierced nipples every other shot.
    I've already discussed the thematics behind that. Your exaggeration about the nudity is unneeded. She's a fucked up anti-hero. There's nothing wrong with the sex scenes and your aversion to them is odd, especially when the argumentation against them for this movie isn't very sound.
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    So Crucify the ego, before it's far too late, to leave behind this place so negative and blind and cynical. And you will come to find that we are all one mind, capable of all that's imagined and all conceivable.
  • Martin1Martin1 Posts: 7,849 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I found it quite compelling, obviously not the best crime movie ever because that wasn't the only focus, but I got hooked into it slightly more than the book, but that's just because there's a lot to read in the book, so the film got me in quicker and easier.

    I understand how you might be disappointed going in thinking it was about to be the next Zodiac. My friend knew nothing about it other than that it was a crime movie but still loved it. Oh well :/
  • NickNick Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lol lambasted? so dramatic lol
  • Martin1Martin1 Posts: 7,849 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I understand there are other way, but sex is in both of the characters nature. To not have sex would be out of character.

    I have no problem with sex scenes, so again, we simply differ in opinion. But as their characters were built, this was the natural response and way. Doing otherwise would be like Ron and Hermione NOT arguing in any of the films before they get together. This sex was natural and fit their characters, just as arguing fit Ron and Hermione.
  • Darth LedgerDarth Ledger Posts: 6,594 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I would have walked out, Darth, with what I'm going to write in my letter to David Yates, Heyman, Kloves, and WB just busting around in my mind.
    I'm watching Notorious right now and there's a gangbang, black naked women everywhere, rhymes being spit legit, and all in all it's alright. I don't mind if you hated the sex in Dragon Tattoo but you and I both know an Emma Watson sex tape would be downloaded to your computer quicker than lisbeth style if it existed.
    "If you make yourself more than just a man... If you devote yourself to an ideal... You become something else entirely- A Legend."

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  • BaneBane Posts: 9,869 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It was a strong word, my bad. Criticized, then? Is that better?

    Anyway, it's true that I prefer likable characters against the opposite. Either likable, or complicated. I didn't find any of these characters complicated. She had a bad childhood and comes to respect Mikael. Fine, but it's hardly deep enough to be noteworthy.
  • BaneBane Posts: 9,869 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Gotta say, I appreciate you for bringing some laughs and light-heartedness into the thread. Seriously.
  • The movie is going to be released this weekend over here guys! YES! :D
  • Darth LedgerDarth Ledger Posts: 6,594 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Gotta say, I appreciate you for bringing some laughs and light-heartedness into the thread. Seriously.
    I've come to terms with my unintelligent opinions and have gladly accepted my role as typical American.

    Honestly I am so stupid that I can't have criticisms like you guys do. Bane dislikes the editing and awkwardness.

    I just liked it...

    Bane understands certain aspects of intelligible filmmaking.

    I watch movies and either like it or don't lol

    Bane works, fuks bitches, and makes money.

    I read at home alone while my mom washes my clothes...
    "If you make yourself more than just a man... If you devote yourself to an ideal... You become something else entirely- A Legend."

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  • NickNick Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • BaneBane Posts: 9,869 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I mean believe me I totally understand the price that must be paid when revealing negative opinions about Fincher, Malick, and best picture nominees in general, but I like to give everything a chance and I can honestly say that I did not expect to think this way about this movie.

    I did really like some of the atmospheric music though, and the opening credits were awesome.
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